Red Dwarf Shuffle

ALT Quote: “I might've been a bit hasty promoting you to officer.”

ALT Quote: “Can't you see what he's doing?”

ALT Quote: “I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot buttered scrummy toast.”

ALT Quote: “You are my royal aide, aren't you?”

ALT Quote: “When I was 15, my brother Moose used to kidnap my lipstick and hold it to ransom.”

ALT Quote: “It's never been like that before.”

ALT Quote: “How did you do?”

ALT Quote: “Wasn't that there before your illness, sir?”

ALT Quote: “- Actually, how DID you escape? - The teleporter.”

ALT Quote: “.tog S'EH efil das roop a tahw ,gniyas m'I s'taht hsibbur eht tuo krow yllautca dna dnuor ti nrut”

ALT Quote: “We'll escape, and one day return to free our people.”

ALT Quote: “I know. Holly Hop Drive.”

ALT Quote: “You get separated to begin with. Then basically, it's a love story across time, space, death and reality.”

ALT Quote: “Oh, right. Mooching around the cargo decks, I think.”

ALT Quote: “I refer you to Article 497, When a crewmember has run out of credit,”

ALT Quote: “I love it when your voice unit acts up like that.”