Merc with a mouth
Joined May 2012
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Wade Wilson retweeted
Statement from Wrexham AFC Co-Chairmen on the alteration of Red Dragons facial hair policy:
Merry Christmas Eve, you jolly degenerates 🎄
Tonight’s the night to pretend eggnog is a real drink, binge cookies like Santa’s watching, and ignore the fact that your family is 90% passive-aggressive comments.
#HoHoHolyShit #FlithyAnimalSeason #DeadpooldoesChristmas
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Congratulations to the cast and crew of Marvel Studios’ #DeadpoolAndWolverine on their Critics Choice Awards Film Nomination for Best Comedy! #CriticsChoiceAwards
Welcome to Sister Margaret's. It's like a job fair for mercenaries. Think of us as really fucked up tooth fairies except we knock out the teeth and take the cash. You'd best hope we never see your name on a gold card.
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Wade Wilson retweeted
POV: you fell asleep on the couch in 1997. See the full thing mintmobile.com/mintfomercial
Wade Wilson retweeted
Wha---❤️💛😭 THANK YOU!
#DeadpoolAndWolverine debuted on Disney+ to 19.4M views making it the most-watched live action film across Disney+ worldwide tinyurl.com/yv3w4xrh
Oh hello! I know what you’re thinking: “Whose balls did I have to fondle for my own account?” Can’t say, but it rhymes with Bryan Beynolds. Now, a 4th wall-breaking antihero on X? Buckle up, nerds. This is gonna get good
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An abandoned, half-baked, quasi-edited and never-before-seen-for-good-reason montage featuring the greatest rock band on earth? ‘Kay.
Wade Wilson retweeted
Sometimes “words might not be necessary…” Find out which bike leaves Norman and Jeffrey speechless. Watch #RidewithNorman Monday 9/8c.
Wade Wilson retweeted
please watch RIDE tonight on amc. With this awesome lady It gets real weird 🦍🐥 instagram.com/p/Bbry86FABJ7/