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“Rock this!”
You’re one of the best ever but you can F yourself, Bob.
@TBSNetwork @CleGuardians @Yankees #CLEvsNYY #guardians #yankees #yankeesvsguardians
whatever this is on @TBSNetwork - it reminds me of Bamboozled from "Friends"...no real rules, not much of a point, and I cannot turn away. #Friends #RainRainGoAway @CleGuardians @Yankees
While we wait...What is your favorite Indians/Guardians memory that you saw IN PERSON? #Guardians @CleGuardians #Indians
I'll start..
In some kind of miracle, I saw Roberto Perez hit 2 homeruns in Game 1 of the 2016 World Series.
So if we lose tonight, can Myles Straw play quarterback Sunday in Baltimore? Clearly the best option…
@CleGuardians #guardians
I hope the @Browns are listening to this:
My 11 year old put it perfectly yesterday.
"Wow, the Guardians are so fun to watch. Even the Cavs are gonna be fun this year. Turn this crap off."
He's 11. And he has lost interest in the Browns.
@HammerNation19 @ESPNCleveland
I have a theory.
The reason Harrison Bader wears a mouth guard is so he doesn’t chip a tooth on Aaron Judge’s _____ when he gets back to the dugout.
#Yankees #guardians #NYYvsCLE
Did you say "Pound of Flesh?"
My ears were ringing...
Sincerely,
Dick Energy
@HammerNation19 @TheOGPAW @ESPNCleveland
Most handsome coach in the NBA? We didnt exactly set the bar very high.
Sincerely,
Popp and Mike Budenholzer
@HammerNation19 @TheOGPAW
"Guardos all the time Guardos all the time!"
Just not today. This aint happening tonight.
"Guardos tomorrow night! Guardos tomorrow night!"
@HammerNation19 @ESPNCleveland
Hey its everybody favorite annual tradition:
Apple picking, the changing of the leaves, and yep! You guessed! Denzel Ward misses 2 or 3 games.
A tradition unlike any other!
@HammerNation19 @TheOGPAW @ESPNCleveland
Am I right in saying that the Browns and Guardos are polar opposites? One team is likable and fun and easy to root for. The other team is the Browns.
Thanks again for my French fries and everything on Friday morning at Flannery’s. So much fun.
@HammerNation19 @ESPNCleveland
Oscar Luis González.
That’s it.
That’s my tweet.
Thank you OG!
@CleGuardians #Guardians