Reg the Goat

Yes, I am sad to announce that I have died. Long live my son, Reg's Son. He will continue not tweeting in my name. #RIPREG

I believe it was Mark Twain who said famously: "Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated." Today, there is no exaggeration. #RIPREG

Well @samkidger I'm sticking to my guns #EnglandvsUruguay #England win

Oh.

Busy morning of filming. #ENGvITA #RegPredicts

#shgts RT @sendmeaxmastree: Should've gone to @Specsavers

#storm wrecks the pad, anyone know a good builder? and not that clown #farmertom

Mmmm nice

Yer still works

Beard look still works!!

The general public are intolerable.

I'll be doing my bit for @pfoundationuk tomorrow by entertaining the visitors at the Made in Sussex #craft fair. @PhilPaca will be there too

Loving the hot weather reminds me of back home in Nigeria

Lets hope #murray loses today never forgave him for not supporting An-Goatla during the World Cup

Ask the panel @bbcquestiontime why #goatism isn't being discussed tonight, could it be the #bbc sheepwinged agenda?

Lets have an end to celebrations in #tahrir #Egypt to many innocent goats being served as goat burgers #bbcnews

Glad to see Billygoat Mitchell doing so well in #eastenders I think he's done a superb job running butchers joints in Janine's absence

Hi @FoxandSons that's fantastic, is it standard straw flooring or more modern sawdust fare and I trust the fox and his son won't be there