@tygeroflondonโ€™s lover. Wellness director for the Web. Waiting patiently for a question she knows is coming.

RP | MDNI
Joined July 2016
๐—ฃ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐—Ÿ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ต ๐—›๐—ผ๐—น๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜€ โ€œ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐–๐ž๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ƒ๐ž๐š๐ญ๐ก ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ž๐ซโ€ The daughter of Mycroft Holmes. 28 and still going through her ๐˜™๐˜ฆ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ด phase. Addict, chaos bringer, party girl. Always searching for her fatherโ€™s attention. โ™ก + โ†ป
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SUCCESS. Goods secured
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That guy was offering me weed. I wouldโ€™ve taken it but Erin went to punch him
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Seeeeb. Erin just threatened to push me into the canal
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Canโ€™t wait for the Maldives. So many trips this year.
You deserve more than a week away, sorry its so short. We do have the Maldives coming up though.
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They realise we have a doorbell camera, right?
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Proud of you.
Replying to @ThinlyValed
I hate October. I hate grief. I hate being so stupid. Going to have to grovel extra hard for a few days. Didnโ€™t have a drink.
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|| I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL
|| you better be talking about the Albert Heijn (itโ€™s the only right option)
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First night in Amsterdam. All snuggled up with Seb by 8pm. Child free joys.
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Changing the fucking locks when we get home. This has to end.
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Sorry your son hasnโ€™t let me sleep in weeks
Seph does groceries and she's been preoccupied with other things. Order to the house? Just walk up or 4-wheel to the gate to pick it up.
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Begging Erin to stop fighting my fiancรฉ this trip
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Good cause Iโ€™m cold
We'll bundle up more tomorrow.~
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Iโ€™m already freezing. Someone forgot to grab my coat from by the door
Too cold for a five foot nothin' to go swimming. All 100lbs of you would be freezing.
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Amster-dayum. Weโ€™ve walked so much.
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