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Gary

@RegretElemental

Buffoon. Default nord. Boring cishet. I like heavy metal, 80s pop and computer games. He/Him.

 Glasgow-ish
Joined May 2009
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Say what you want about Charles Xavier. When you ask him for masturbation tips you get an enthusiastic response.
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Thank you, @elonmusk @TheOnion
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My geode must be acknowledged.
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@Criminalsimpson
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fucking autistic
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56 Years Ago Today:
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To be fair it wasn't a good Akercocke album.
fucking every word (@fuckeveryword) profile picturefucking every word
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fucking antichrist
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Feel like the Wikipedia Shrug Guy should be more famous
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crazy how fast photography progressed
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These two photographs are separated by only 66 years.
Top (17 December 1903) – The Wright brothers’ first successful flight of the Wright Flyer at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina. Bottom (20 July 1969) – Astronaut Buzz Aldrin standing beside the U.S. flag on the lunar surface during an Apollo 11 EVA.

ALT Top (17 December 1903) – The Wright brothers’ first successful flight of the Wright Flyer at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina. Bottom (20 July 1969) – Astronaut Buzz Aldrin standing beside the U.S. flag on the lunar surface during an Apollo 11 EVA.

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I have hayfever.
fucking every word (@fuckeveryword) profile picturefucking every word
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fucking allergen
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RIP George Wendt.
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The Decatur Daily Review, Illinois, March 29, 1944
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Gary retweeted
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Val@VK_HM6 Nov 2024
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Imagine this being the last thing you see before you die.
Great British Getty Images (@shitbritishpics) profile pictureGreat British Getty Images@shitbritishpics14 Oct 2024
Actor Antonio Banderas (2R) poses with the cast members Richard Blackwood, Kimberley Walsh and Nigel Lindsay of 'Shrek The Musical' at a photocall to promote his new film 'Puss In Boots' at Theatre Royal Drury Lane (2011)
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Prime Minister Gordon Brown and his wife Sarah look round as an exuberant football fan gets too close at and is restrained by police at St Pancras Station (2010)
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