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🅺🅴🅽, 🆃🅷🅴 🅶🆁🅴🅰🆃

@RegularKenyan

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 Somewhere Trying My Best
Joined February 2012
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Walking in the cbd with my laptop in my mouth to avoid getting robbed
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You realize how much porn has fried your brain when you remember we used to get off to still images back in the day.
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One week of horrible eating and I'm ballooning ... my body responds strangely fast
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Smh
Lisa (@MS2PZ) profile pictureLisa
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Hollywood movies behind the scenes
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ᴅʀɪᴢᴢʏ🥶 (@IdrisWave) profile picture
ᴅʀɪᴢᴢʏ🥶
@IdrisWaveOct 28
Lionel Messi
UnitedEra (@UnitedEra001) profile pictureUnitedEra
@UnitedEra001Oct 28
Tweeting Cristiano Ronaldo quickly gets you 1k likes .🐐🇵🇹🐐🇵🇹
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The way this sharp boy nonsense is about to ruin opportunities for all of us is sad
Chris Sambu (@the_sambu) profile pictureChris Sambu
@the_sambu6h
The USA Department of Justice uncovers student Loans fraud scheme by Kenyans living in the USA.
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The follow button accompanying tweets is terrorizing those of us with fat fingers
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Ubaya ya kuwish politicians tunachukia kifo, they have millions of fans who will taunt us when we share news of people close to us dying... or mock our loved ones when we die. Its all low vibration shit no matter how you look at it
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I never understand why Airtel never picks one thing, perfects it and makes it what comes to people's minds right away
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I have a fundi friend who is like this. Made me burn so many bridges trying to bring him business. And it was every client's fault. Its over 3 years now since I set anybody his way
Chapati Mistress 🇰🇪 (@chapatimistress) profile pictureChapati Mistress 🇰🇪@chapatimistress18h
Mimi kuji explain niliacha, hiyo huwa nawaachia. Judges assemble 😍
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Nuh you are a terrible person, but endelea kuwagonga hadi siku wataheshimu pesa zao
Chapati Mistress 🇰🇪 (@chapatimistress) profile pictureChapati Mistress 🇰🇪@chapatimistress18h
Mimi kuji explain niliacha, hiyo huwa nawaachia. Judges assemble 😍
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Lets normalize googling simple things
Jay (@_mr_mutinda) profile pictureJay
@_mr_mutinda8h
Help needed
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Its scary that there are times you cant really tell a video is AI
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I'd not recommend investing in yourself. Today I feel like someone broke into my account and stole all my money 😭
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Missing penalties will never make sense to me
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Come on Chelsea
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Cant even tweet about penalties mtaona ni kama nawatch radio jambo
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Connection and chemistry matter. Unapata type yako exact anakusifu huko nje but some random analia vile alipata 19 seconds of honest work.
AbbyTheLastAmpBender (@NotLegallyBlind) profile pictureAbbyTheLastAmpBender@NotLegallyBlindOct 27
Ain’t no way y’all talking about the one Wallace Mecha I know 😭😭😭😭
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First time hearing of elections in Israel
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FC Bayern München
@FCBayernOct 28
𝗘𝗶𝗻𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗴 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗞𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗮 🏟️ Ein besonderes Spiel zum Start ins neue Jahr: Der FC Bayern reist am 5. Januar 2027 nach Nairobi und trifft dort im Rahmen der feierlichen Eröffnung des neuen Nationalstadions „Raila Odinga International Stadium at Talanta Sports City“ auf Ajax Amsterdam. 🔗 Alle Infos: fcbayern.com/2zB4o
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I'll believe that bayern story once I see it
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