@RejoiceCherechi
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Joined June 2026
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This woman and the husband have 3 kids already and she went and do family planning without telling the husband
Now the husband finds out and tell her to remove it because he wants more kids as the only son,
But the woman said enough that the country is not enough again 😂😂
So what is your take on this?
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Today Trans Nzoia governor George Natembeya has suffered more misery from President William Ruto administration. A few days after his security was withdrawn, the DCI has abducted communications officer Mr Amos Boaz Masika alias Hammer Hammer 🔨 serving in the Office of the governor at gun point in Kitale Town accusing him of being behind the recent incident when the convoy of Linda Mwananchi and that of the President meet sparking a brief security scare. In his communication, The governor has condemned thisnact by the DCI terming it another tactic to try and intimidate the opposition. Mr Amos Masika joins a long list of Kenyans who have been abducted under President William Ruto regime. It seems we are now witnessing the retun of weaponization of security organs to settle political scores.
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Why are people still bathing with Eva soap?, I so much hate that soap, whenever you are close to the person that used it, you must surely know 😟🤦♂️
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I sent my girl some money earlier so she could take care of her bills. Thought I was being a good boyfriend. Little did I know I had just paid the entrance fee to my own financial downfall.
Later that evening, we went out to eat. She ordered steak, shrimp, two sides, and a drink that sounded like somebody's mortgage payment.
Everything was going great until the waiter dropped the check.
Suddenly, her whole personality changed.
She grabbed her phone, tapped the screen twice, frowned, and said, “Babe, my bank app is acting weird. It keeps saying transaction failed.”
I said, “Wait, didn't I just send you money this afternoon?”
She looked me dead in my eyes and said:
“Yeah, baby, but that was for my bills. This is our date.”
OUR DATE??? 😭
Ma'am, I funded your afternoon and now I'm sponsoring your evening too?
Then she hit me with, “So you're really gonna embarrass me over a dinner bill?”
I paid because the waiter was standing there looking at us like he was watching the season finale.
The craziest part? Soon as we got in the car, her bank app magically started working again.
She ordered an Uber for her sister right in front of me.
Apparently, her bank only experiences technical difficulties when I'm around. 💀
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My uncle spent years complaining that his younger brother was the least successful person in the family.
Whenever we gathered for family events, he would make jokes about his brother's old clothes, small house, and outdated car
Nobody challenged him because, financially, he was doing much better
Then our grandmother asked both brothers to help clear out her old storage room before she moved
My uncle arrived with workers and expensive equipment. His younger brother came alone with a broom and a toolbox
While clearing a dusty cabinet, the younger brother found a small envelope containing documents for a piece of land our grandmother had bought decades earlier
My uncle laughed when he saw the papers.
Old documents won't make you rich, he said.
But our grandmother recognized the property details immediately.
The land had become part of a busy commercial area, and she had forgotten she still owned it.
The family eventually helped her verify the ownership
When my uncle discovered its current value, he stopped making jokes
What surprised me most was that his younger brother never demanded a share or reminded anyone of the insult.
He simply helped our grandmother organize the documents and went home
The gold wasn't just the land. It was the character nobody had bothered to notice.
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I arrested my own son, and he went to jail for two years. Since he was released last week, he has not spoken to me.
Let me tell you guys how it all started.
I am a father who has always tried his best, but I separated from my wife, and my son remained under his mother’s care.
Unfortunately, my son joined a cult group. One day, members of the group were involved in a fight that led to someone’s death. My son was involved in the fight, but he was not the person who killed the victim.
That day, the police came to my compound looking for him. As I looked around, I saw him hiding behind the plantain tree at the back of my compound.
I directed the police to where he was hiding, and they arrested him.
After his arrest, his mother came to me. We were told that we had to pay ₦2 million to secure his release. I refused to contribute even one naira, and I left the matter there.
His mother could not raise the money, so he remained in custody.
Throughout the two years he spent in prison, I never visited him.
He was released last week, but he has not come to see me.
However, before his release, I had already instructed my younger brother to help him get a job. Thankfully, he has started working, and so far, he has been doing well.
I don’t care if he decides to make me his enemy for the rest of his life. I have accepted that he may never forgive me
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My friend booked a vendor on TikTok for teeth whitening.
He asked if it was home service. “Manual.”
“Yes.”
“30k, sir, and you’ll pay for my transport fare,” the vendor replied.
The agreed date came, but she didn’t show up.
My friend called her. “How far? You no wan show again?”
She said she thought he mentioned another person, making it two people. She couldn’t come all the way for just one person.
“Okay, no wahala. Refund the 30k.”
She didn’t reply until two hours later.
“I’ve spent the money, and I don’t mind coming to do short time for the money.”
“Short time”? Okay, come,” my friend replied.
She eventually showed up.
My friend and his neighbours locked the gate.
“Refund the 30k or we involve the police.”
She refunded the money ASAP.
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Lady came to me crying. Her story broke me.
Her husband divorced her because she "stank" and had maggots down there. Now his family wants to kill her over land.
They bought land together. Both names on the papers. When she asked for her share after the divorce, he lied that the chiefs collected the land and refunded him GH₵60k.
Lie.
He went behind her, re-registered the land, removed her name and told them she was DEAD.
His excuse for divorce? He said anytime they were intimate, he had to run to the bathroom to wash. That she smells like gutters.
Instead of taking his own wife to the hospital, he shamed her and left her.
Now his brothers and sisters call her daily threatening to kill her if she touches that land.
She went there with elders from the chief's palace one day, came back and her body started feeling strange. She's scared for her life.
I told her to go to the police and a hospital immediately.
Men, if your wife is sick, help her. Don't use her pain to steal from her.
Some men are evil.
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結婚して十四年。夫が、かつてプロ野球のドラフトで指名された選手だったと、私は見知らぬ記者からの電話で初めて知った。
しかも夫は、入団を拒否したのだという。
その夜は金曜日だった。息子の大樹は、ぐるナイを見ながらご飯を食べて、ときどき声をあげて笑っていた。私は台所で味噌汁をよそっていて、夫の哲也は、いつもの席で黙々と箸を動かしていた。
夫は、そういう人だ。一日に話す言葉は、たぶん二十もない。「ただいま」「いただきます」「ごちそうさま」「風呂、入る」。結婚して十四年、私はそれを、無口な人なんだ、と思って暮らしてきた。
電話が鳴ったのは、八時過ぎだった。
「野村哲也さんのお宅でしょうか。スポーツ雑誌の小山と申します。二十六年前のドラフトで、野村さんが指名された件で、少しお話を伺いたくて」
ドラフト？ 何の話ですか、と聞き返すと、電話の向こうの記者は、困ったように黙った。
「…奥様は、ご存じなかったんですね。失礼しました。野村さんは、高校三年のとき、ある球団から二位で指名されているんです。でも、入団を拒否された。その理由は、今まで一度も、ご本人から語られていません。もし可能なら、あの年のことを聞かせていただけたらと」
私は、受話器を持ったまま振り返った。
夫は、箸を止めていた。こちらを見ていない。テレビの笑い声だけが、リビングに響いていた。
電話を切って、私はゆっくり言った。
「今の電話、記者さんだって。…ドラフトって、何のこと？」
夫は、何も答えなかった。湯のみをそっとテーブルに置いて、立ち上がった。
「お父さん？」と大樹が言った。「ほんとなの？ ドラフトって、プロ野球の？」
夫は、一度だけ大樹を見て、すぐに目をそらして、何も言わずに玄関を出ていった。
ドアの閉まる音が、やけに大きく聞こえた。
RejoiceCherechi retweeted
Her only fault is her doing it without his consent! That’s it! Other than that the Man should gedifok
This woman and the husband have 3 kids already and she went and do family planning without telling the husband
Now the husband finds out and tell her to remove it because he wants more kids as the only son,
But the woman said enough that the country is not enough again 😂😂
So what is your take on this?
RejoiceCherechi retweeted
The woman is careless.. How did he find out 😩😩
This woman and the husband have 3 kids already and she went and do family planning without telling the husband
Now the husband finds out and tell her to remove it because he wants more kids as the only son,
But the woman said enough that the country is not enough again 😂😂
So what is your take on this?
RejoiceCherechi retweeted
You need to vote for Mr Peter Obi Of NDC for your own sake and the sake of others.
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You got this from your child’s school, as a parent what would you do?
Dear Parent/Guardian,
I am reaching out regarding your child's lunch.
We have noticed that your child often brings hot meals to school, which is wonderful and shows that you care about their nutrition. However, several other students have expressed feelings of jealousy or disappointment because their lunches are different.
This has started to cause some distractions during lunch time, as students are asking to share, comparing meals, or becoming upset about what they have versus what your child has.
In an effort to maintain a positive and inclusive environment for all students, we kindly ask that you consider packing lunches that are more similar to what other students typically bring, such as sandwiches, fruits, or cold lunch options.
We appreciate your understanding and support as we work to keep our classroom a happy and focused place for everyone.