Asturiano, panadeiro y medio imbécil Quería ser carpinteiro pero acabé de cibersegurata
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Jairo retweeted
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
Jairo retweeted
Philomena: Some people have been writing PHP for over 20 years. Is that because it's particularly difficult to finish?
Expert: No, software is constantly evolving.
Philomena: So they've been writing the same website for 20 years?
Expert: No, different projects.
Philomena: Have they tried finishing one before starting another?
Expert: That's not how software development works.
Philomena: My mate Paul spent 20 years building a shed. Turned out he was just an alcoholic.
Expert: Right.
Philomena: Is PHP like that?
Jairo retweeted
minha irma me apareceu dizendo “trouxe um CIGARRO e uma CERVEJA pra voce”
fiquei mto feliz e ai quando fui ver ouvi errado e era uma CIGARRA e um PERCEVEJO (irmã biologa) vtncc
Jairo retweeted
Un detalle muy chulo de guion es que no dice “acabarán con nuestra vida/nuestra raza/nuestra comunidad”, dicen “nuestra forma de vida”. Podrían vivir de otro modo y lo saben, y activamente deciden depredar sobre la clase trabajadora.
Jairo retweeted
Israeli occupation forces have been using this “foul odorant,” known as skunk liquid, since 2008 against Palestinian crowds, homes, shops, schools, hospitals, hotels, restaurants, neighbourhoods, and even funeral processions.
🚨BREAKING: A highly foul smell spread across Gaza City overnight, leaving residents searching their homes and tents for its source.
Social media platforms were flooded with complaints from Palestinians reporting the same unbearable odor across large areas, from Al-Tuffah and Al-Daraj in the east to Beit Lahia in the west.
According to journalist Yousef Fares in Gaza, Israeli military aircraft dropped hundreds of bubbles carrying the foul-smelling substance across these areas, deliberately contaminating the air and spreading the odor among residential areas.
Jairo retweeted
Ceuta ha sido parte de estados cuyo centro estaba al otro lado del Estrecho desde hace milenios. Ya no me meto en visigodos o bizantinos: fue parte del emirato de Córdoba, del reino nazarí… Una colonia se define por sus relaciones políticas y económicas, no geográficas.
Qualcuno doveva pur dirlo, in un dibattito parlamentare che sembrava svolgersi ancora in piena epoca coloniale:
Ceuta NON è Spagna 🇪🇸
Ceuta NON è Europa 🇪🇺
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Ceuta era española (1580) mas de 200 años antes de que Italia existiera como estado moderno (1861).
es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceuta
es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italia
Jairo retweeted
you cannot convince me this isn’t the result of someone telling him that the republicans support a united ireland and he got confused
Donald Trump says he would “love to see” a unified Ireland:
“Well, I don’t want to cause any problems, but I will tell you I’d love to see it unified. I have friends on both sides, great people. They’re Irish people. How can they be bad, right? I’d love to see it unified. I think it would be a great feather in everybody’s cap if that happened. […] The way I look at it, it’s going to happen eventually. It may as well happen now. […] Now the UK will have something to say about it, obviously. But I think it would be a great thing. I mean, how can it be bad?”
Jairo retweeted
Everyone wants 10 years of experience.
I hired the kid at Lowe’s who helped me load lumber without being asked.
Zero glass experience. Works hard. Learns fast.
Some of you would rather bitch about the labor shortage than teach a kid anything.
