RenditeRainer

The perfect German male starter pack: 1. Believes Siemens and Lufthansa are the only functional companies in the world 2. Wears hiking boots and carries a 2L hydration backpack to walk around Paris 3. Prints every email and files it in a physical binder 4. Will tolerate Algerian immigrants sexually harassing his wife, but not when somebody parks in a bicycle lane 5. Absolutely fixated on recycling plastic 6. Gets nervous when a taxi driver goes 7 km/h over the speed limit 7. Stops at a red pedestrian light at 3am with no cars around 8. Owns a €5,000 bicycle, uses it exclusively for commuting to a farmers market I wish every man was like this