Republican Representing CA's 54th Dist. & co-sponsor of Poe's Law. Detective Jesus #1: Thou Shalt Not Kill is out on Amazon https://xitter.cf/t.co/lVsM9wm5sF.
Washington, DC
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With great appreciation to @JonButter2, the Detective Jesus book trailer is ready and I think it's so much better with such a quality voiceover #AmWriting #BookTrailer
Admiring another guy’s ass is something all guys do. It’s just locker room stuff like slapping their butt cheeks or kneading them gently with your hands. All men do it
I'm from a district that has a lot of farmers, so I think I may be able to explain the $8 billion in farm assistance better. The tariffs are amazing! We keep winning the war with Iran! Unfortunately, farmers who have patriotically been there for President Trump have been hit hard by both of these things. The money will really help them out. That's why we're doing it. Assuming, we actually are. We don't know that yet. Even if we don't though, it's the thought that counts.
Maybe, when you unconditionally support a President doing things the voters don't like, they will punish you. Maybe , we should consider candidates based on how they'll do in the general election than based on a loyalty test. Maybe, constantly being on recess isn't a good look. Nah, it's illegals an fake polls.
This costume in no way resembles JD Vance. My old Spiro Agnew costume was more realistic link.amazon/B0aE4XX9I
Our last campaign merchandise of the 2026 campaign just dropped. Our best selling product so far has been the original It Will Be Better This Time Shirt, but that's just opinion, isn't it? This one has a graph. That way, you can not only tell your friends about Jack Kimble's courageous promise, but also show them scientific proof that it will happen. electjackkimble.threadless.c…
I don't think that a lot of people voting in Texas have yet realized that James Talarico rhymes with Talafreako. Do you really want to vote with somebody whose name rhymes with that?
This better not awaken anything in me .
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I haven't been this embarrassed by a gaffe in politics since I misheard the Me Too Movement as the Meet Cute Movement.
We are very close to a deal with Ken Paxton's ex-wife to make a commercial urging people to vote for me.
Kansas farmers, do not abandon the GOP, to embrace socialism. Help is on the way! President Trump said at the rally in Kansas Monday night that the government would give $8 billion in economic assistance to farmers hurt by high diesel prices.
For those of you at my town hall last night I wanted to apologize and explain. When the paid Democrat plant asked me about live streaming executions, I thought she had said "I should be livestreamed because you're so cute, hon." I took it as a compliment, but in retrospect my reply was indeed unfortunate and I could see how some people thought it both shocking and inappropriate.