disgruntled abortion memes from DC, all oc. mainly on IG (@repromemes) but slowly cross posting things here. @repromemes.bsky.social 🍉free palestine
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ALT Text says “POP QUIZ: IS A MEDICATION OR VACCINE DANGEROUS BECAUSE TRUMP AND/OR RFK JR'S BRAIN WORM SAID SO? SCIENCE SAYS: NO” with little cutout photos of them and a stock image of cheerfully correct scientists
ALT Trump is holding up a paper he just signed that reads “Pregnant & in pain? Do NOT take the safest pain reliever available according to actual doctors. I don’t like Tylenol so. Tough it out.” Below is a thumbs up “yes” to a bottle of Ivermectin and a thumbs down “no” to a box of Tylenol
ALT Two columns compare how U.S. House Republicans voted on two measures. Left vote: Nov. 17, 2021: 207 Republicans voted to say: NO, GOP Rep. Paul Gosar tweeting a video of an anime version of himself literally murdering Dem Rep. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez with a sword was NOT political violence; 1 Republican voted "present"; 3 Did not vote; 2 Republicans voted to say: YES, GOP Rep. Paul Gosar tweeting a video of an anime version of himself literally murdering Dem Rep. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez with a sword was political violence. Right column is dated TODAY, 9.17.25: 213 Republicans voted to say it was political violence for Dem Rep. Ihan Omar to repost a tweet about a TikTok video made by Lehigh Valley Workshop saying Charlie Kirk was a "reprehensible human being". 2 Did not vote. 4 Republicans voted to say NO, it was NOT political violence for Dem Rep. Ilhan Omar to repost a tweet about a TikTok video made by Lehigh Valley Workshop saying Charlie Kirk was a "reprehensible human being"
ALT Stick figures labeled “Repro employer” says to a celebrating worker “Congrats youre hired!!! We need you to help make abortion possible!” But then A VERY SHORT TIME LATER the employer is showing the worker the door and saying “GOODBYE get out immediately. You are a bloat on our budget. SHUT up & sign this NDA right now if you want any kind of severance. Oh you wanted some kind of notice before losing your job? how ungrateful you are. How greedy. And How Dare You suggest execs take pay cuts instead???? You expect us to live off a WORKERS salary?? Horrible idea see this is precisely why we dont want you here”
ALT Stick figures labeled “Repro employer” says to a celebrating worker “Congrats youre hired!!! We need you to help make abortion possible!” But then A VERY SHORT TIME LATER the employer is showing the worker the door and saying “GOODBYE get out immediately. You are a bloat on our budget. SHUT up & sign this NDA right now if you want any kind of severance. Oh you wanted some kind of notice before losing your job? how ungrateful you are. How greedy. And How Dare You suggest execs take pay cuts instead???? You expect us to live off a WORKERS salary?? Horrible idea see this is precisely why we dont want you here”
ALT Gritty’s face looms large behind a Venn diagram shows three overlapping circles with Abortion at the center. The big circles are labeled Healthcare, Freedom, and One Of My Favorite Things. Between Healthcare & Freedom is “should be free”. Between Freedom and One of My Favorite Things is “making right wingers mad” while the Healthcare overlap is “bodily autonomy”
ALT A Venn diagram shows three overlapping circles with Abortion at the center. The big circles are labeled Healthcare, Freedom, and One Of My Favorite Things. Between Healthcare & Freedom is “should be free”. Between Freedom and One of My Favorite Things is “making right wingers mad” while the Healthcare overlap is “bodily autonomy”
ALT A Venn diagram shows three overlapping circles with Abortion at the center. The big circles are labeled Healthcare, Freedom, and One Of My Favorite Things. Between Healthcare & Freedom is “should be free”. Between Freedom and One of My Favorite Things is “making right wingers mad” while the Healthcare overlap is “bodily autonomy”
ALT A screenshot of a Vanity Fair article by Bess Levin on May 9, 2025 shows the headline “Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Claims He Could "Eat 5 More Brain Worms" and "Still" Beat Biden and Trump in a Debate. "I feel confident of the result even with a six-worm handicap."” Around the screenshot text says “Robert why did you give up on this dream. It's not too late. HOW MANY brain worms can you eat?? let's find out!! :)”
ALT Text surrounding a photo of Robert F Kennedy Jr standing in a suit looking at something off in the distance says: is that a worm i see yummy roadkill mebbe ? look at all these fucked up kids. Weird bodies are the real pandemic Labor camps are the only solution Real quick does anyone see any dead animal i can chainsaw? bobby hungry 5G internet made me do it!! damn WiFi always giving me leaky brain you didnt ask but Jews & Chinese ppl created covid to attack Caucasians and Black ppl. Ethnically And dont worry everyone - i will NOT take sides on 9/11. I'm not anti-vaccine, I'm just pro-eugenics :) gender-confirming hormone therapy for me <3 but NOT for thee!!! btw DONT talk to me till i've had my blue chemical MAHA! Come drink raw milk and swim in raw sewage with me ;)
ALT Beside an illustrated calendar page for the month of August with tropical fruits says “August Affirmations: Today I will find joy in both the big abortion moments and the small abortion moments I am blessed to live in this era of Big Abortion I celebrate abortion workers and cherish my union comrades; we are making Abortion Bigger every day”
ALT Several joyful Gritty mascots are posed around a rainbow and happy sun illustration saying “Live Laugh Love Abort”
ALT Cutout photos of two Pomeranian dogs against a pinkish-red background are adorably looking at text saying: what do you Mean we should "compromise" on abortion… l am Hearing "We should punish ppl for choosing abortion”….. I Am Hearing BULLSHIT
ALT Gonzo is wearing a dapper suit and beaming as he looks up at text saying “SUBSTANTIVE DUE PROCESS: My rock, My protector, My Pisses Off Clarence Thomas <3”
ALT SpongeBob is clasping his hands with a serious deadpan expression as he says “courts won’t save us”
ALT Many multicolored Furbys with long bodies are sitting in a clump against a retro 80s wave background with this list overlaid: pro-abortion, pro-immigrant, pro-Black, pro-trans, pro-Palestine, and ACAB
ALT A cartoon white hand holds a brown clipboard with a white paper on it with a handwritten acrostic titled “i wanna FUCK”; the letters spell out: Fund abortion, Unionize, Cunnilingus, Kebabs
ALT An edited version of The Jenkins comic about forgetting someone’s name, in which dialogue between two stick figures is shown. One wearing a blue shirt says “Hi, my name is Jason” and the other says “Ah, nice to meet you Jason” and puts a slip of blue paper with Jason’s name into his own brain as if to file it away; we see other slips of paper inside the brain for “Friends” and “Family” but one huge piece of paper labeled “ABORTION-RELATED INFORMATION” is taking up the most space by far. Then the green shirt turns back to the convo smiling saying “Say Jarvis, did you know that the average ejaculate of semen contains about 15 MILLION sperm?” while Jason frowns
![Over a black background, text says “Little known fact (brought to u by @ReproMemes): According to Answers.com, the average woman swallows over 2,200 pounds of cum in a lifetime. Converting that to milliliters (mL) & assuming at least 15 million sperm in each mL (conservative estimate), that’s nearly 15 TRILLION ~potential future babies~” [that phrase is in Spongebob font] “guzzled & digested by the average woman. That’s why some call swallowing cum “sperm abortions”, or “sportions” (spore-shuns). Anyone can sportion!! Isnt the human body amazing ?? Like & share if u agree”](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GxOZJb3XYAAAoWz.jpg?name=orig)
ALT Over a black background, text says “Little known fact (brought to u by @ReproMemes): According to Answers.com, the average woman swallows over 2,200 pounds of cum in a lifetime. Converting that to milliliters (mL) & assuming at least 15 million sperm in each mL (conservative estimate), that’s nearly 15 TRILLION ~potential future babies~” [that phrase is in Spongebob font] “guzzled & digested by the average woman. That’s why some call swallowing cum “sperm abortions”, or “sportions” (spore-shuns). Anyone can sportion!! Isnt the human body amazing ?? Like & share if u agree”
ALT EVIDENCE: (a screenshot from Answers.com for the question “How much semen does the average woman swallow in a lifetime?” For which there was one answer by “WikiUser” 11 years ago saying “over 2,220 pounds”. Red text over the screenshot says “(Note: Explanation of methodology and definitions for “the average woman” and “a lifetime” not provided.)” Beside and below the screenshot, text explains: “2,200 pounds = 997,903.0428 milliliters (mL). Per Mayo Clinic, normal ejaculated semen volume is at least 1.5 mL and contains at least 15 million sperm per mL. 997,903.0428 x 15 million = 1.4968546e+13, or nearly 15,000,000,000,000 sperm swallowed by “the average woman” “in a lifetime”** (** lifetime cum guzzle data for other demographics were not as readily available... further research & plain language internet documentation w/ good SEO is obvi warranted)”