Uncircumcised in both mind and body. My foreskin intact, my soul unfettered. Child labor advocate. Anti-Veteran Disability
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"Why do you care so much about having kids? They aren't you. Just worry about yourself"
No you ոіggertroglodytetranոoidmonkey, they ARE you. Born again! You are reincarnated in both the flesh and mind. And you can do it not just once, but many times, horcrux style! You don't even have to sell your soul or die to do this, you get to just keep being alive. The cost benefit analysis of this pro-gamer move is beyond compare. You are literally remaking yourself a second (third, fourth, fifth perhaps) time with bits and pieces of yourself and the one you love. Sometimes they don't look like you. Sometimes they look exactly like you. Maybe they don't act like you. Maybe they do. Maybe they're superior to you. Maybe they have talents you were never able to unlock given your time and place growing up. The possibilities are endless. You have an opportunity to shape, to sculpt and mold a version of yourself where you call the shots! Grew up watching porn as a child? You can raise a version of yourself without porn in the home. Grew up playing licensed 5/10 games? You can give them all the 10/10 games you feel are worthy of their time. Do not forego this magnificent worthwhile opportunity. Have sex. Cum. Get pregnant. Raise children.
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I am scared I will soon not be able to see Mario again. However, I promise that until that day arrives, I will always be here, posting Mario facts. Thank you all so much for your support through the years.
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Slavery was legal too. Does that mean it was ever justified? No.
Pausing is legalized cheating. In both osumania and Geometry Dash.
Female complaining
"My boyfriend gaslights, abuses, and sexually exploits me"
Female romantasy
"My dragonlord gaslights, abuses, and sexually exploits me. But on the twilight of the full moon, when the embers of his fireplace begin to settle, as the sweat on his chest reflects the candle's light, I sense....a sensitive soul? Beckoning to me? No....it can't be!"
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>Gets absolute power
>Does nothing for 7 years but build a tacky castle and threaten his enemies without actually doing anything to them
>Gets defeated by a roblox kid and his liberal gf
Ganon is a Republican politician
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trans people have a special dna mutation that allows them to break down vyvanse into beautiful electronic music
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A lot of gay guys never recover from being bullied at middle school lunch and that resentment builds and builds until one day they're 42 years old
screenshotting Pariah the Doll groupchats
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I was behind an indian at a cafe today.
Indian: “I’m getting my free coffee today”
*turns around to look at me to see if I give a shit*
Barista: “sir you have one stamp on your app, you do not qualify for a free coffee”
“Why don’t I get my free coffee?”
Barista: “you must make 5 purchases and your 6th is on us”
“Is there anything I can get for free now?”
Barista “no sir”
“Something free now would be good”
Barista: “your total is XYZ”
“No that’s too much”
Barista: “uh-“
“Give me special discount for good review”
Eventually his mother (I assume) just comes in and pays for his coffee and he doesnt even say Thankyou
This interaction took 4 minutes.
He then started pitching to other Indian men with him about property investments in Canada. Im not joking.
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Asking some guys at the bar if they want to do coke with me in the bathroom and then pooping in front of them instead
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HE FUCKING LOCKS YOU OUT OF DEATH MOUNTAIN IF YOU DONT GIVE HIM THE MASK?
WHAT THE SHIT
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PC gamers need to understand that they aren't entitled to content just because they want it. Emulation is justified when content is no longer available. There are so many games that you can play on the Switch 2, if you are leaving consoles to rot, that's your fault.
Voy a decir algo que a muchos no les va a gustar: prefiero piratear Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake antes que comprar una Nintendo Switch 2 exclusivamente para jugarlo.
Y os explico por qué.
Soy jugador de PC. Tengo mi plataforma, mi biblioteca, mis periféricos y mi ecosistema de juego. ¿Por qué tengo que gastarme entre 400 y 500 € en otra máquina para jugar a DOS o TRES exclusivos y dejarla después cogiendo polvo?
¿De verdad os parece razonable?
Yo no tengo ningún problema en pagar 80 € por un videojuego. De hecho, pagaría encantado esos 80 € por Ocarina of Time si Nintendo lo publicase en PC.
Lo que no pienso hacer es pagar 400-500 € por una consola que no necesito, MÁS otros 80 € por el juego. Estamos hablando de una barrera de entrada de casi 600 € para acceder a un único título.
Y aquí está lo que las compañías parecen no entender:
No todo el mundo quiere comprar su ecosistema. Algunos simplemente queremos jugar a sus videojuegos.
Las exclusividades no hacen que automáticamente todos los jugadores de PC corran a comprar una consola. Muchos simplemente renuncian al juego. Otros buscan alternativas.
Y lo de Ocarina of Time es precisamente el ejemplo de hacia dónde está evolucionando todo esto.
En cuestión de horas hemos visto cómo la comunidad conseguía ejecutar el juego en PC mediante emulación. Y con proyectos como Lichii, las recompilaciones nativas y la ayuda de la IA, las barreras técnicas cada vez son menores.
¿De verdad creen que pueden mantener eternamente sus juegos encerrados en una plataforma mientras la tecnología avanza a semejante velocidad?
Yo prefiero pagar por un producto oficial, tenerlo en Steam, jugarlo en mi PC, utilizar mi hardware y no depender de comprar otra máquina para acceder a él.
Pero si me obligas a elegir entre gastar casi 600 € en un ecosistema que no quiero o buscar una alternativa para jugar a un título que me interesa, tengo bastante clara mi decisión.
Las compañías tienen que empezar a entender que queremos comprar sus juegos, no necesariamente sus consolas.
Y ahora quiero plantear una pregunta:
¿Defendéis las exclusividades porque realmente benefician al jugador o porque os habéis acostumbrado a justificar que tengamos que comprar varias máquinas para poder disfrutar de todos los videojuegos?
Porque yo tengo clarísimo que el futuro debería ser poder elegir dónde jugar, no dónde te obligan a jugar.
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Nobody ever talks about this, but the reason you have to go to college is A, because Griggs v. Duke Power Company made it illegal for presumptive employers to IQ test, and B, inner city High-Schools basically aren't allowed to fail a student as long as they physically show up.
So you end up in this trap where a High-School diploma that you worked very hard for means nothing, because a kid who did coloring books and addition and subtraction got a paper saying he has the same qualification. Ok, then just give me an intelligence test, oh wait you cant, thats also illegal because it causes "disparate impact". So now the only proxy for basically literacy and ~105~ IQ is a 4 year meaningless degree that costs 10s of thousands of dollars.
But wait, now they hand those out to anyone, (1/4 of 4yr grads have an IQ of or below 95), so now you need a Master's, or specialty training, or a million other bullshit things. So you get them, but wait, a diploma mill in Hyderabad cranked out 100M guys who also have a Master's on paper, and will work for 1/3 the price, so now you dont have a job. Ok, ill work construction, but wait, you dont live in a State with strong Unions, so any non-specialized construction work is done by slaves from Guatemala, so you decide to stay home and take Percocet instead.
Awesome system we've built.
