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This just in, Gotham's favorite son was seen at dinner with the one and only Iron Woman! Is romance in the air? Will we see a summer fling?

Local woman accidentally dropped a soft pretzel on villain's head. More of the story at 6.

Can she quote him on that?

It's true.

Bruce Wayne when he's out with his countless sons:

WHEN THE FUCK DID MENA HAVE HER KID?!

She never got her Animal Crossing game and that's just not right.

Her latest article was about Gothamites dressing their pets up as local based Superheroes and she ain't even mad.

She doesn't remember having a kid...

Excuse me-

How can someone that size move that silently.

Yes.

"Oh, no no. I wouldn't want to inconvenience you."

"There's really no need for that."

"Well, they're kinda cute."

Squints.

She refuses to believe it.

"The city has been downright utopian without him. No offense." Full offense.

There's no way that he can move silently when he's that size. She's calling shenanigans.