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Joined May 2012
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
the problem with getting a job is that it pays 2009 money in 2026 bro
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
This should be the end of Jeffries as speaker. The fact 11 dems missed this vote is Insane.
Kamlager-Dove on Hegseth Impeachment: We knew that this vote was coming, so people should have gotten their raggedy selves up these steps to vote. There is no reason why we should have lost this vote because of attendance issues. You know this man should not be in this position. That’s why he got up at 8 o’clock in the morning with his sorry self to plead to the American people. So shame on folks who are not here. Because these people lost. They lost, and they still found a way to show up to table this bill. Shameful.
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
WASHINGTON (AP) — Sen. Chris Van Hollen of Maryland to challenge Chuck Schumer for Democratic leader, saying voters ‘called for change’.
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
maybe dating isn’t for me after all 😭😭
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
Please have hobbies in your 30s, so you don’t become overly focused on relationships, other people’s availability, or what’s missing in your life. Run, dance, read, travel, try new things, make friends, and fall in love with your own life. There’s so much more to experience.
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
Bro imagine. I’m helpdesk. Lady called in and asked if outlook was down. I said yeah Microsoft experiencing outages. She was like why didn’t yall send a blast email? ….. I just stayed quiet and like a minute later she was like I’m so sorry
They shut down all the data centers 😂
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
People are so stupid on these hookup apps man I swear lol Random dude “threatened” to blackmail posting my nudes online and thought ME OF ALL PEOPLE would be affected by that and now wants to try and “match fix” and win money over it. i am legit in tears
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
Le mec « apolitique » quand la gauche passe au pouvoir
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
ضحككككككت
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
Elon musk truly has jesters privilege, he's got 15 kids from 10 work wives but Jensen gets cooked
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I like when a woman posts on r/bald and they hit her with this
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
That nigga Ghost said “all the old drug dealers either dead or in jail, that don’t scare you?” & Tasha said “no” lmaooooooooooooooooo I woulda cheated too
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
Nvidia replaced an engineer with an accountant. Guess we know what happens next
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He was living like a rock star LMAO
thank you based Jensen for signing my boobs
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
feel like I just witnessed the birth of a meme
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
abortion trolley problem
feel like I just witnessed the birth of a meme
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
For having hoes ????
JENSEN HUANG AGREES TO TESTIFY BEFORE CONGRESS BEFORE THANKSGIVING - CNBC
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
I’ll literally never work in food service again bc a customer once asked if our muffin had nuts in it and I went to reference our literal allergy book w the recipe that stated no nuts and showed it to her and she ate it and almost died bc my manager had forgotten to update it
had a table of 24 come in and every single person had an allergy… later found it was an allergy support group or something 😭😭😭 ive never been so stressed out
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
Bro likes age appropriate intelligent women. That's unacceptable in Epstein country
این مرد به معنای واقعی هیچ «تایپی» نداره.
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