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Manic depression, hockey obsession, 3.5 metric tons of raw, sexual aggression. @SuperMex44 is my favorite person!

North Carolina, USA, she/her
Joined January 2015
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Can't wait to do this forever with you. 💖💍
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#CapsCats 3 ⭐️’s of the game ⭐️: Pierre-Luc Dubois ⭐️⭐️: Aliaksei Protas ⭐️⭐️⭐️: FLA - B. Tkachuk #ALLCAPS
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Tom Wilson has been ejected.
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I had a bunionectomy and they released me from the hospital while I was still so high that I couldn't feel my entire body. Cut to trying to get out of the car and I unknowingly slammed my foot onto the driveway hard enough to basically undo the entire surgery. Had to have it --
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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-- redone the following week. My doctor/surgeon wanted me back to his office immediately after I screwed it up, but my mom made me nap off some of the anesthesia first. After a nine-hour nap, we finally go back to the office (where it's confirmed that I fucked up my foot)--
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-- and there's a woman I don't recognize in the front, which is weird because the office should be closed to everybody else. Turns out, his wife was convinced he was cheating on her and she came to the office to confirm that I was truly there for fucking up my leg.
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> Pokemon named Jigglypuff > Is Jiggly > Is Puff > Are you a jokester?
Literally every Pokémon ever
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Replying to @itsJohnRocker
Racist pigs like you don’t deserve a platform
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The Edmonton Oilers have signed Russell Brand to a one-year contract with an AAV of $850,000
🚨 Russell Brand found guilty of rape. tmz.com/2026/11/05/russell-b…
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Charlie, your voice carries far today. You were a father. A brother. A husband. I think your wife loved you. And it was all cut short. But what wasn't cut short was your impact. An empty crater that is. Today, deadass nobody voted for your ideals. You died for nothing lmfao.
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First election the pope voted in and look how it went
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.@GregAbbott_TX Every time I hear your name, I pick this up, I hold it for a while. Greg, I hear it crack sometimes. What do you think I’m going to do when it breaks someday
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We up!
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The Onion hits again 😂
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Coop, there it is
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何かを好きな気持ちって素敵だね!
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