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Joined March 2024
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Hey @Grok, what is one American tradition we should never allow to disappear?
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Lubbock County: 52,610 early votes through Monday. That's 40% ahead of 2022 at this point. Good start, but 3 out of 4 registered voters still haven't voted. President Trump is in Lubbock tonight. Vote first, then go see him. We can't afford to surrender to a single Marxist.
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Talarico wants Texans to trust Washington Democrats.
No thanksā¦ Texans know better.
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An illegal alien from Venezuela was reportedly firing into a homeless camp in Chicago.
An off-duty FBI agent ended it.
That's per federal sources talking to Fox News.
Chicago calls itself a sanctuary city.
Sanctuary for who, exactly?
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Letās get this done Texas!!šØ
šØ TEXAS! Use this app to help get out the vote for republicans in Texas!
Vote down ballot RED!
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LOVE IT!!! President Trump throwing hats to the crowd, Charlie Kirk style!
God Bless President Trump.
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šØ DEMOCRAT JUDGE WHO DONATED TO HINOJOSA JUST DEMANDED ABBOTTāS PRIVATE ELON MUSK EMAILS.
No warrant. No impartiality. Pure political hit job.
Texas sees it. We wonāt forget it.
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Seeing Eric Swalwell in cuffs being perp walked this week would make meā¦
Happier than a cop at a donut shop on free refill day!!
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NEVER FORGETā¦ The left wanted churches locked down and borders wide open.
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šØ TRUMP TV is a full-blown middle finger to boring television!
No corporate puppets, no politically correct nonsense, just pure America First entertainment!
The fake news crowd is gonna lose their minds!
8:30 PM! GRAB YOUR POPCORN! THIS IS GONNA BE EPIC!
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Penny thought sheād seen everything working at The Cheesecake Factory.
Then Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Kash Patel walked in and sat down at her table.
Something tells me this is about to be the greatest episode of television never made. š¤£
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Trump playing with an Ilhan Omar voodoo doll was NOT on my 2026 bingo card, but I have to admit, this is hilarious.
Iāve had enough of politicians who act like theyāre above the law.
If thereās evidence of fraud or dishonesty, investigate it, expose the truth, and hold those responsible accountable.
No special treatment. No free passes.
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