RetardConspiracies

YOKO ONO DIDN'T BREAK UP THE BEATLES.

THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS FIXED THE 1919 WORLD SERIES.

CHARLES MANSON'S MIDDLE NAME IS LEE HARVEY.

MARK RUSSELL WAS A SECRET COMMUNIST SYMPATHIZER.

KATRINA SPELLED BACKWARDS IS 9/11.

THE OSCAR NOMINATIONS ARE BASED OFF OF THE ZODIAC CHARTS

THE MEMBERS OF FLEETWOOD MAC ARE ALL RELATED TO ONE ANOTHER

STANLEY KUBRICK FILMED FULL METAL JACKET ON THE MOON

JANE GOODALL WAS ACTUALLY TRAINING AN ARMY OF SUPER SOLDIERS

STONEHENGE IS MODELED AFTER THE NIKE SWOOSH

.@Oprah YOUR TRASH BAGS OF FAT ACTUALLY CONTAINED NAZI GOLD

FLUORIDE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF HOMOSEXUALITY IN ASIAN MEN

IF YOU WERE ABLE TO DECIPHER MY LAST TWEET YOU MUST COME WITH ME YOUR LIFE IS IN GREAT DANGER

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MY DNA IS SHAPED LIKE THE MAYAN CALENDAR

#ff IT IS A LITTLE KNOWN FACT THAT IF YOU FOLLOW @BreakingNewsPod @Aaronis5ft2 @agoogaly @thisguyrob YOU WILL BE PUT ON AN FBI WATCHLIST

THE MCDONALD'S MONOPOLY GAME WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE 2008 FINANCIAL COLLAPSE

CAPITALISM IS SOCIALISM SPELLED BACKWARDS

HURRICANE SANDY WAS AN INSIDE JOB TO HELP OBAMA GET RE-ELECTED

THE KEEBLER ELVES BUILT THE GREAT PYRAMIDS