Retards Without Borders 🇺🇸

A lesson on stupid people and energy redirection: The front left and right drivers are the majority of who you will interact with in the world. They’re common, myopic, and have no theory of mind. You cannot take their actions personally. To them, you and everyone else do not exist. They don’t even know they think all of their actions happen in a vacuum. The pickup truck driver in the back is just as stupid, but he’s an outlier among the stupid because he has zero emotional regulation. These are the original retard maxxers. They don’t know they’re retarding. They’re primarily all “id.” They will climb over the passive stupids, then hit a low glass ceiling relative to everyone else, because they’re still stupid. So what do you do when life puts you in a “stupid sandwich”? You’re in the middle of it. You can see how it gets solved. The stupids aren’t solving it. You get angry. Frustrated. That makes you quite stupid, no? Why would a bunch of stupid people have your thoughts? Of course they’re doing what they’re doing. They’re stupid, you big idiot. You want the situation solved in the way that makes the most sense to you, not to them. That makes you just as stupid. Here’s one example of redirecting all the stupid energy around you to your benefit: Recognize that you are not getting where you’re going any faster because of what’s happening. Also recognize that because you’re probably smarter than the people jamming you up, you already gave yourself enough time to get there. You’re frustrated because you don’t like that an idiot is controlling you in an auxiliary way. You can’t go faster because they’re slow and stupid. I get it. I like driving fast too. It’s fun. You just want to go faster (in most scenarios anyway). Now, onto redirecting the stupid energy surrounding you: Start gradually going slower. Much slower. Pickup truck guy will get angry with you, but he’s still more angry at the two idiots up front and wants them to know about it. He will immediately pass you so he can tend to the two stupids in front. He’ll be angry with you too, but you can de-aggro him by appearing more stupid than the others. Do this by grabbing the wheel with both hands, hunching forward, and looking up with your mouth open, all confused, like you don’t even know there are other drivers around. What’s the point of truck guy being angry with you if even he can see you’re too stupid to know where you are? He will then start riding the left lane idiot’s ass, likely swerving, which makes the right lane idiot’s spatial awareness kick in. Typically neither of the stupids in front wants the confrontation. One will speed up or slow down and break the sandwich because they don’t want the big truck man mad at them. You should then have an ample window to hit the gas and pass the two idiots who started this in the first place. Closing remarks: You can always rely on a guy in a truck to have no emotional regulation, so just let him tank the retards in front. Don’t be an idiot wondering why stupid people can’t see what you see. That’s why they’re stupid, stupid. In most situations like this, you’re frustrated because someone is in control of your autonomy. Admit that to yourself and it will break the spell so you can begin to change the situation. Credit to @wanted4mogging for the picture. I didn’t repost because I wanted the image to be larger.

Does anything really need to be said here that the screenshot doesn’t already capture?

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