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One last piece of advice. Put your brothers on! Please!
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🇵🇹 Diogo Dalot's statistically calculated player characteristics: ✅ Strengths: 🟢 Aerial Duels 🟢 Concentration ❌ Weaknesses: 𝑷𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒏𝒐 𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒏𝒊𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒔
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Ps5 untop Subwoofer. Dangerous game
Ma PS5, je l’ai depuis 2020, elle est toujours restée debout et j’ai eu AUCUN PROBLÈME ! Si c’est vraiment vrai, le truc du liquide, bah elle mourra debout comme Barbe Blanche, rien à foutre.
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C’est pas avec les femmes d’un certain continent que vous risquez d’avoir ça en tout cas 🤣✌🏾
juste avant GTA 6 dans le temps additionnel jcrois c le plus grand cadeau de l’histoire
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He just wan score goal. Nothing else concern am 😭😭😭
"BALÓN DE PLAYA, BALÓN DE PLAYA." La reacción de Kylian Mbappé 🤣🤣🤣
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Insane Aura loss 😭
James Bond contender Jack Lowden takes hard tumble off bike. 🎥: Backgrid
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And if the devil comes near you, what do you do? Us in Sunday school:
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You play FC27 on a gaming monitor and you’ll never go back to tv
finally connected my ps5 to a gaming monitor and the difference is night and day. i might have wasted my prime gaming years man.
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How will you change something if you don’t accept there is a problem in the first place?
Seun: Is Lagos smelling? Gbadebo Rhodes: Yes, Lagos is smelling… Dr Hamzat: We are working on loading + material loading stations… Funso Doherty: As a Lagosian, it is difficult for me to agree with anyone who says Lagos is… Again, GRV’s loyalty doesn’t lie with Lagos.
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"I don't support Tinubu but what has Obi done to make you people call him Messiah?" Oro werey lẹ́nu apoda
Fencist are funny. Peter Obi you tackle, but Tinubu showing you and your extended family pepper you don’t tackle. What type of Animal are you people sef?
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I promise you no one gives a fuck if you’re not excited for GTA 6. Keep it in the drafts.
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this is the Smartest person to ever Run for anything in Nigeria but he’s been Ridiculed because niggas are used to the Usual Leaders like Tinubu and Sanwoolu smh
GRV DEBATES- ISSUE: 2/5 Connecting Ikorodu and the entire Lagos East: The benefit of having interlinked belt roads to connect Lagos East far out weighs a 4th-mainland bridge. 1) It is cheaper to achieve. 2) It opens up the entire axis for development 3) It improves the interconnectivity of the eastern foreshore by giving people more options for movement . #Ourlagos
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🚨 EXCL: Manchester United expected to appoint Gareth Southgate as new head coach following decision to sack Michael Carrick. Former England boss in line to take charge at Old Trafford. #MUFC
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As Tinubu refused to give us the light he promised us. May God also take away light from the life of all his supporters
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Dem ones again
lol many of them can’t even pull random girls from other races , let them Keep crying 😂
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These days I’m all for slide tackles. Adeyemi would have lost his leg before the ball got to Aitana walah!
Genuinely, how else was I supposed to defend here?
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🚨🚨🚨 TÜRKİYE’DE SAPIK BİR FUTBOL TAKIMI VAR..!!! 💬 Bir takımdaki ünlü evli bir futbolcuya, bir takım arkadaşının çekici vücutlu hafif meşrep “karısı” sekx mesajları atıyor. 😡 Mesaj atılan adamın eşi çıldırıyor zaten böyle dövmeli mövmeli bir ruh hastasıymış zor sakinleştiriyorlar. 🫎 Mesaj atan oynak karının gavat kocasına durumu söylüyorlar o da “Hey bro ne var ki bunda biz açık ilişki yaşıyoruz istersen ben de senin hatunu s*keyim hahaha!” diyince ünlü futbolcu çıldırıyor ve top oynamayı bırakıyor. 🌈 Ayrıca takımdaki yabancı forvet ile Türk stoper gaysexs aşkı yaşıyorlar. 🧯İkisi de kağıt üstünde evli ve bebekleri var ama karılarının yüzünü asla göstermiyorlar çünkü tüp hamilelik taşıyıcı döllük bayanlara yaptırmışlar. 🍑 Genelde forvet olan pasif oluyor çok şükür ki bizim stoper aktif oluyor ve “S*kilen gay olur oğlum s*ken gay olmaz s*kenin vasfı değişmez.” diyerek kendini savunuyor. 🤮 Takımdaki herkes bunları biliyor. 💦 Ayrıca yabancı bir sol bek ve ilgiorospusu Türk kanat her hafta ünlü bir fuhuşhane’de escortlarla orgy düzenliyor. 🐒 Takımın iğrenç sapık kokainman hocası bile oraya katılıyor, bazen evli kaleci de karısını orada aldatıyor. 🍆 Yabancı sol bek, Türk influencer kızlarımıza DMden para önererek sekx teklif ediyor hatta bir tane aşırı sexsy kızımız bu oçtan bıkıp geçen ay Bali’ye kaçtı. 👼🏿 Takıma yeni gelen U23 yabancı topçular bu iğrenç düzene ayak uyduramayıp şok oluyorlar. 💍 Evli ve ahlaklı oyuncular genelde mutsuz ve dışlanıyorlar. 🥀 Çok üzücü…
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She could’ve done all this in the US but didn’t because it would’ve cost her an arm and a leg. So now she’s here, outsourcing everything for peanuts and isn’t even self-aware enough to realise that she’s framing exploitation as self-care.
Oh my goodness, I didn’t even know Nigeria had private schools with this kind of standard. Money really gives people access to a completely different Nigeria. Some of us are watching this like tourists. 😭
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