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Mad typo skiils. DM from new follower=block. Film, music, Board games, video games, Boba Fettish, Bucs, Hawks. Never miss an opportunity for a cannibalism joke.

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Great news Bucs fans. It’s Todd Bowles last day as HC in Tampa after the Cowboys beat them 38-16.
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Just asked my wife if we were the last generation (X) to experience the trauma of opening a cool whip container only to find the disappointment of leftovers instead of actual cool whip.
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Eisenhower warned us about this EXACT situation 65 YEARS AGO: military industrial complex having far too much power and influence. Now it’s big tech, defense and ai sector:
🚨Just in: Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has announced that Elon Musk, Palmer Luckey and Newt Gingrich will co-lead a new War Department project to study the future of warfare
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Seriously though… Why do we call it football and not chasey huggy ball?
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Dear food service workers. You need mass training on how gloves work. -I you’re working with food, then touch a garbage can and go back to working with food without changing gloves, the gloves do NOTHING. #nomoretips
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Nice find at the antique shop today
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Obsession was fantastic.
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Imma leave this right here! #BUCS
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Do Not Enter on Amazon Prime. More accurately, DO NOT WATCH. It was terrible. Low effort, low quality, low talent. I have no idea how this is in the top 10. Visuals so bad they look like budget AI, I can’t imagine someone put the effort to make CGI that bad.
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I haven’t ordered pizza from a typical pizza joint in probably 5 years(pizza hut, dominoes, papa johns). When did we go from delivery in 25-45 minutes to 2 hour delivery or you can pick it up in an hour and a half? Yet I have to tip this?
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Yay, they finally ran fiber to our house this week. Sh*t! They ran it next to the gas line and we can smell gas in front of our house now. Waiting on the utility tech to come check it out.
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Unilaterally abhorrent & the antithesis to any notion of “America First” ✔️ Treasonous cowards in our White House. ✔️ Treasonous cowards in our Congress. ✔️ Treasonous cowards in our Supreme Court. Every empire falls. Wish I didn’t have to live to witness the fall of ours.
BREAKING: The House just passed an NDAA that moves the United States closer to effectively merging key parts of its military infrastructure with Israel’s. The bill locks in deep integration across military technology, weapons development and defense supply chains. Final vote: 216–212. Seven Republicans voted no. Several Democrats helped pass it. The six Democrats who voted yes were: Henry Cuellar (TX), Jared Golden (ME), Vicente Gonzalez (TX), Adam Gray (CA), Don Davis (NC), and Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA).
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It’s minty, bish! 🤣
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I don't make the rules, I have to!   Watch the full special, Live on Short Street, on my YouTube available now!   The Tall Tales Tour is live almost every weekend! Details: bradwilliamscomedy.com
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Facts 👇
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