lol I vaguely remember finding out he was really into magic and we changed it to “The Magician”?

Derek Wilkins first appeared in the Large Californian Son power rankings FIVE YEARS & NINE MONTHS AGO. Truly incredible, we may never see another reign like it

thinking about how Cal & NC State both kept the same coaches through the late 2010s, COVID, Realignment, & NIL, but losing to late-stage Stanford was just a bridge too far

Let’s just get it over with

what I’m hearing is we need to lock in

You could tell that the universe was entertaining the possibility, for a little while there

I’m not here to throw anyone under the bus. It starts with me

this year we are eligible for both

My fantasy football team is quitting on their coach

One thing I have learned in years of Cal Football fandom is you can never rule out the funniest possible outcome. And yes, that would be beating SMU again

oh thanks super helpful. appreciate your contribution

Ate a top dog for lunch and I can feel it clearing the fake chemicals/microplastics/additives out of my bloodstream. Next time I’ll get a bratwurst so I can see 4G/LTE signals

We asked the Big 12 if they wanted to stand with the ACC in solidarity against the oppression of the Big Ten & SEC and they said they thought about it & they’re just gonna die

It’s overwhelmingly clear that the goal of the Big Ten & SEC is to condense college football so all that’s left is the Big Ten & SEC. Everyone on the outside is too busy fighting to the death for the 1-2 slots left instead of working together to stop this from happening. Tough

we ran the numbers and there is now a 160% chance that Cal ends the season playing Clay Helton’s Georgia Southern team in Puerto Rico

Cal Basketball defeated the Detroit Pistons 156-39 in a secret scrimmage. No one else will acknowledge it happened because it’s so embarrassing for the NBA

this all could have been avoided if we had built the animatronic Joe Starkey statue