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Sarcastic Guy With The Best Of Intentions ▫️ Storyteller Who Uses Explicit Language ▫️ Remove Trump ▫️ Texas' Time Is NOW! ▫️ Jack Daniel's. What's Your Excuse?
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My dear friends. I am always so pleased when we can gather together for the good of the country.
If you haven't yet, please secure your position at the right hand of truth and become a follower of @magachrchpastr and witness the light that appears before you.
A splendid time is guaranteed for all.
Oh, if I could only convince everyone to not pay attention to any polls or anything that anyone tells you. If you're being told that Talarico is running away with the votes you might think there's no reason for you to show up. Believe me there is.
The Talarico/Paxton race is going to be close. Remember, we're dealing with the Republicans. Not the most honest people in the world. And not to mention that the richest man in the world is trying to buy a senator. A senator who is known for being corrupt.
Remember when you were positive that Kamala would be president? You saw the stadiums packed and you felt the excitement? Yeah, it's like that again.
There's only one way we have any chance to unfuck Texas and that's to vote.
Please. Our children need you. We don't want a single one of them to be hungry or unable to get a good education and medical care.
I'll get off my soapbox now. But I can't help myself. I'll be back soon.
This is fantastic!
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this is literally a simpsons bit
DO NOT LEAVE THE VOTING BOOTH UNTIL YOU ARE SURE THE MACHINE REGISTERED YOUR 'DEMOCRAT' VOTE. Many people are reporting they voted DEMOCRAT and it clicked back to REPUBLICAN. A voter says it took 4 times before it stayed on DEMOCRAT. The fix is in! spotlightpa.org/news/2025/10…
Out of all the times, I've seen the Season 8 episode of M*A*S*H called "Dreams" where they have their nightmares, I never noticed that when father Mulcahy is starting to doze off, the soldier confessing to him begins to speak gibberish. Then when Mulcahy wakes back up for a little bit, the soldier is speaking English, but begins speaking gibberish again as Mulcahy falls asleep and dreams he is the pope with a dead soldier eventually appearing on the cross.
All of the character's dreams are horrifying and the episode won several awards, including an Emmy for Alan Alda, who directed the episode.
Meet Steppin' Fukkit. A 1930s character from an old black-and-white film.
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Every member of Congress needs to see this ad.
The fact that we’ve reached this point should terrify everyone.
Oh my! When I read about poor Tyler, I almost choked on my coffee. 😂
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they’re calling it “Black October” and i don’t think people realize how serious this is
in the last 48 hours there have been over 27 major cybersecurity incidents. not in a month. not in a week. in 48 hours
any ONE of these would normally be the biggest story of the year
PHP: critical vulnerability in the software running 80% of the web. severity 9.2 out of 10
Node.js: high-severity flaw letting attackers take over servers remotely. affects versions 22, 24, and 26
Java: also compromised. three of the most used programming languages on earth hit at the same time
GitLab: a perfect 10 out of 10 severity hole in every version since 2014
Railway: hosting platform compromised. API keys for OpenAI, Claude, Stripe potentially exposed
Signal: a bug that could leave your mic and camera on after you hang up
WordPress: hackers stole a plugin maker’s keys and planted backdoors on websites
LiteLLM: an AI tool downloaded 3.4 million times a day was poisoned with a password stealer
and that’s not even half the list
thousands of AI agent swarms are reportedly scanning and attacking vulnerable servers right now. automated. around the clock
security researchers are saying this might be the early stages of a global cyber incident that nobody fully understands yet
if you run a website, use cloud services, store API keys on hosting platforms, or use any software built on PHP, Node.js, or Java you are potentially affected
update everything. rotate your API keys. change your passwords on critical services. enable 2FA everywhere you haven’t already
this is not a normal week on the internet. this is something different
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a direct copy of tweet by another user, likely in an attempt to farm engagement.
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Let me ride Rick's coattails. If you are on SS Disability, and qualify for SNAP, Walmart will sell you Walmart+ membership at half price. You need your SNAP card. I did it!
I asked my AI assistant, if artificial intelligence was going to take over the world and destroy mankind.
He laughed and said no.
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A weird ad: Fine print in this @SouthwestAir ad says the advertised price was the fare "within the last 24 hours" but may not be the fare anymore. Is it legal to advertise a price if it's no longer the price?
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Elon Musk is trying to buy this Senate seat in Texas.
He wants our land, he wants our water, and he wants his own personal U.S. senator. He’s trying to buy Texas.
But on November 3rd, we’ll deliver a clear message to the world’s first trillionaire: Texas is not for sale.
You can get a 12 dose bottle of ZzzQuill for about $10 or you can buy a bottle of 375 diphenhydramine tablets for about $7 which would give you 137 doses of the same medicine. Both doses contain 50 mg of diphenhydramine. This is commonly known as Benadryl.
Also, you can get a 24 count package of Benadryl for $6 or a 24 count package of Equate brand diphenhydramine for $1.97
Isn't marketing great?!
So from now on, you can get some Rick for $10 or you can get some Dick for $1.50
