My pronouns are, I have a vagina. Conservative before republican. Oklahoma girl. https://xitter.cf/t.co/WpBwMirRaP
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Yeah socks go missing in the laundry all of the time.. but where do all of my forks go??
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I miss when technology was supposed to make everything simpler instead of giving every appliance an app.
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come closer, baby. my arms are tired of imagining you when they could be holding you instead.
My fan almost quit on me tonight. We were about to be in full on tantrum mode but it finally started moving. I should probably buy a new one tomorrow.
I have really been slacking with my sexual innuendo type posts but I'm really lacking in the inspiration department.
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You followed me. My notifications told me so. I went to your page to rt and follow you.
Just to find that you un-followed me.
I must not have followed you back fast enough.
Your loss, not mine.
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Does anybody know why silverware just seems to disappear? I do not understand this
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Everyone: what's Oklahoma weather like?
Me: well, in a 72 hour span, we get 2 inches of rain, 1/4 inch of ice, 6 inches of snow and a chance of severe weather with hail and flooding downpours. Throw in a tornado and earthquake and you have the bingo of the year.
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To buy a book shop in Scotland. Or not to buy a book shop in Scotland. That is the existential question that鈥檒l keep me up for the next 3 nights.
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Went to the local Walmart, in hopes of finding a ruthless mf'er.
I only found some toothless mf'ers.
Happy Birthday Guardian 馃拫馃拫馃拫馃拫 I hope you've had the best day.
@steveffootball
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Your life doesn't have to make sense to people who have never had to live it.
