I’m Zack Stewart. 2006 Time Magazine Person of the Year. Paper Cut Survivor. Peaked in Elementary School. Electrical Engineer. Roll Tide.

Huntsville, AL
Joined February 2022
Lindsay Graham to the male escorts:
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Now I just need new tires and rims. Why must they be so expensive…
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I’ve made 2 friends off this app that I text quite a bit. One of which I hang out and have had many meals with him and his family.
Are people still making genuine friendships on 𝕏?
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Omg I can’t believe water is wet!!
FYI: Using paid sex workers as your “evidence” to prove Lindsey Graham was gay is NOT the flex you think it is.
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In other news, @3YearLetterman owns a waterbed
BREAKING: Three male escorts say the late Republican Senator Lindsey Graham paid them for sex. One of them was reportedly 17 at the time. Below is our full documentary on their stories:
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Falcons fans waking up expecting a normal logo update only to discover the team apparently has territorial ambitions in Eastern Europe.
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NFL: We need a fresh new profile picture. Falcons: How fresh? NFL: Maybe something vintage. Falcons: 1939 vintage?
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Me when my wife asks how my diet is going:
🤖 Made with AI
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Why are we trying to slander Grahams name? He’s dead
The progressive news outlet “Young Turks” is set to publish a story about a gay, closeted US Senator on Thursday.
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Here’s Matt Van Swol on Election Day, November 5, 2024, “standing in line at the polls” in Asheville, North Carolina. This was after he “early voted for Kamala Harris.”
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Because Christ is King and Muhammad is a false prophet
As a Muslim, I believe in Jesus and accept him as a prophet of God. So let me ask you something. If I can accept Jesus, why can't you consider Muhammad as a prophet of God and the final messenger?
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Jack Bauer 100%
You've been kidnapped. Cell phone battery 1%. You got time for one call. Who you calling?
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Well….its better than Grodd and Jimmy Olsen
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I’m not saying he’s right…..but I understand
🚨Weird News: A man in Virginia was arrested for taping his wife to a chair in their basement so he could watch a football game without being interrupted. The man is 64 years old Terry Ward.
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I knew Dan couldn’t be trusted when I found out he was an Auburn fan
Marked safe from sucking off Dan Bongino online and pretending that he’s done no wrong.
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What’s the mood over on threads?
JUST IN: Mark Zuckerberg says Threads has surpassed X in monthly active users
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Who is the better narrator?
69%Morgan Freeman
31%James Spader
42 votes • 7 hours
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Exactly
Genuine Question : Why didn’t Antman do this to Thanos in Endgame?
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