River O-B

the question 'Is there? has all the words needed for an answer. #qeustions

I reckon the odds of watching two of the same episodes of Takeshi's Castle are as likely as ordering a deck of cards into perfectly sequential order while riding a Southern Right Whale..... but I've still done em both.

is heterological, heterological???

How do hairdressers know how to angle the back of the head mirror angle so well???!! #somethings #wejustwontknow Blind people would probably make really good hairdressers. #stopthinkingabouthair

you know if you listen to Yanny and Laurel for long enough, you get bored as furk!!!!

would be cool if you could say how old you were, but in hair length #lightyearvshairday

do you think if people with long hair were upside down it would be easier for hairdressers to cut it??

2012: Doomsday #johncusack 2049: Bladerunner #HarrisonFord (Coming Soon) - 2020: See It To Believe it #SPECSAVERS

Guys..... What even is soil???

What kind of parenting is that!?! shouting at your neighbours excessively loudly, then throwing up in your children's mouth....!!?

Me: Hi, I’m River Aldi: Hi, IM Aldi Mel: Do you do good cheese?

Get to those juicy party parts....

R.C. Sherrif's Journey's End - Minack Theatre 18-22 June. What an experience on such an amazing stage. Thanks @cubetheatre #godbear

#Spillingthebeans What a great project to work on for a week of summer. Thanks for a great laugh team, you're all amazing

Me: When someone walks in on you and your girlfriend Person: Riv, you're so single and have been for a long while! Me: All you had to do was laugh, ffs Clive nitter.gq/Fascinatingpics/status…

Isn't spring such a great time for plants to pollenate...!?! #questionsalreadyanswered