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Just a regular guy (with a PhD). Centrist. Law nerd. Electric guitar and red wine (often together!) Academic and girl dad.

Kuntsford, England
Joined August 2025
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People dont enter my mentions knowing that I am the most intelligent person they will ever meet. But they certainly exit in no doubt.
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I was in court and this man most certainly did not get ejected because he was not an approved journalist. He got ejected because he continually and loudly passed wind until he soiled himself. The worst thing I have ever smelt in my life.
I've just been ejected from Court Number 2 where Tommy @TRobinsonNewEra is expecting his verdict. I sat in the press section & they asked me to move on. I suggested only state approved journalists are allowed? A little shit from MSM said yes. I said, "Like the Soviet Union & NAZI Germany?"
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If I was a bald, fat, ugly specky 4 eyes, I would also probably dedicate my life to money. People need to be less judgemental.
Nobody wants to buy a service they can’t walk away from. Palantir’s critics have long claimed we ‘lock in’ our customers. We don’t. This short film explains why. It’s the first in a series on the gap between the rhetoric about Palantir and the work we actually do.
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The best thing Billy Corrigan could do is learn to spell his name right.
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It's funny that the stupidest man in the world has the most money.
Hitler was a far left socialist. Literally in the name of his party!
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Nobody who claims to be a zionist is willing to engage on this point.
Ill ask you a better question: do you accept that Israel is founded on the principle of Jewish supremacy?
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I was having some breakfast. Blocked before I could even reply.
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This is the problem with the zionism/racism debate. Emotional responses cloud everything. Like an exasperated @Jo_Coburn on the TV the other day. It shuts down the conversation by design.
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Finally a good point!
Replying to @RobZands
What if the Palestinians were white people? Dumbass
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I hate to break it to you guys: Zionism is definitely a racist ideology. It doesn't fucking work otherwise.
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55 thousands views and not a single counter argument of any note. Just abuse, anger and many many emotional responses.
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Great to see Jo Coburn revealing herself as a zionist. We were subjected to her and the Epstein black book fat Tory gammon twat refereeing all political discourse for years. Funny, really.
Jo Coburn says that 'zionism is racism' is antisemitic and zionism is simply the right of Jews to self determination. If self-determination requires the dispossession & displacement of another people its not self determination, its ethnic cleansing & colonisation.
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Robert Zands: Doctor, guitarist, runner, girl dad. (and boy dad, unfortunately).
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First they came for the beer and I did not speak out...
Replying to @danushman
Same opinion for hard alcohol, wine, and espresso. I’ll drink beer sometimes. For the effects of alcohol. Same as I’ll drink espresso for the effects of caffeine. But I don’t lie to myself. They both taste like ass. Im just honest. They do not taste good. They can have desirable effects. But that’s not the same thing as having a desirable taste. Stop lying to yourselves and just be honest!
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The most self-conscious bald man on the planet publishes a defamatory statement.
Polanski is an anti-Semite and a racist. Time for Green Party members to grow up and do something to get this man off the public airwaves.
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Why is it complex? Because saying Israel has the "right to exist" necessarily displaces the Palestinian right to exist. The bad faith from dog man is off the scale here.
Why is it complex? Which other countries’ existence do you think is complex? Is it just the world’s only Jewish one?
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Rob Zands retweeted
🚨 | PREMIER LEAGUE: In what pundits are describing as "two fingers up to the Premier League", Man City head coach, Enzo Maresca turned up to training this morning dressed up as Sir Jimmy Savile.
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Helen Lewis is right. This is a vile error of judgement from @MothinAli. Mistakes cost lives. Call the police.
Sub-optimal that Mothin Ali did not spot that this person's name is, essentially, "libtard" before hitting retweet. Or that they have described the Holborn & St Pancras vote as a "bi erection". A few subtle clues there.
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Look who the PM is engaging with.
Replying to @JamesMelville
I know this isn’t a silver bullet. It might help some people find cheaper fuel, but it doesn’t mean that’s all we’re doing to help people with the cost of living. We’re cutting VAT on electricity bills. Capping bus fares at £2 in England. Giving disabled people 24/7 free bus travel. Making it easier to cancel subscriptions. Cutting business rates for pubs, clubs and music venues. Stopping schools from demanding endless expensive branded uniforms. Ensuring if your train is cancelled, you can use your ticket on other operators free of charge. Fuel duty is staying frozen to the end of the year. Yes, on their own, I accept that these things don’t seem like much when people’s lives have gotten harder. There’s a lot still to do. But I won’t shy away from the big issues either. It’s why I made announcements last week on more public control of water, energy, and housing, to make the basics better for people long-term. Together, these changes add up, and no matter how small it may seem, I will pull every single lever I can to help people, whenever I can.
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Instigating terrorism of a woman.
Replying to @bencsmoke
@metpolice instigating online harassment of a woman @TerrorismPolice instigating terrorism of a woman These people really can't help themselves
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If anyone can explain to me how zionism isn't necessarily racist then I would genuinely love to hear it.
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