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I guess I should have warned you all that if you are looking for warm and uplifting posts about the United States government this is definitely the wrong account to be friends with. My bad.
Question: If Bibi looses the election today does Trump still have to fellate him on command or will that be over with? 🤷♂️
Pathetic, just pathetic.
This never should have been made a political issue. If we had a decent department of justice they would do what was right no matter how rich or powerful the person is.
Arguing over social media influencers makes less sense to me than arguing over apples and oranges. At least when you're done arguing about fruit you can have something of value. Social media influencers can't offer that.
Final thought for the night. The country isn't the government and the government isn't the country. You can love your country and hate the government. Our government isn't worth saving but our beautiful country is. That's how I see it.
Election years are so exciting. Will the red satan worshipping pedophiles, funded the the Epstein Island Bankers, stay in power or will the blue satan worshipping pedophiles, funded by the Epstein Island bankers, take the senate and house. The drama of it all is just so intense.
