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Robb Swain

@RobbSwain

I made all my riches as a Gerber baby and i squandered it away on hookers and blow.

 South Jersey
Joined January 2011
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@GrittyNHL12 Jul 2022
outer space rly do be beautiful
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When god closes a door he opens a window, secure the perimeter god is escaping! – at Absecon, NJ
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Incase you were wondering how a baby fly is made. Just look on the windshield of my car. #BugsAndTheBees #FlyPorn @ Galloway, New Jersey instagram.com/p/BmtzHEgHuaD/… – at Smithville, NJ
Join our friends @PhansofPhilly in Florida for the Flyers! A $150 deposit secures your spot, and the remainder can be paid in flexible payments! —> phansofphilly.com/product/fl…
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Satan is my motor. – at New Jersey, USA
Missed my chance to spontaneously combust from staring at the eclipse too long... maybe next time. – at New Jersey, USA
ALL CURRENT EVENTS - "The world as you knew it is dead." – at New Jersey, USA
I drink wine now. it's good a gets me drunk. THERE I SAID IT. – at Absecon, NJ
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This guy deserves the Conn Smythe. nitter.gq/peteblackburn/status/8…
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@PeteBlackburn12 Jun 2017
Mike Milbury fan club is having a night!!!
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Whenever I fill out anything with a box for "Race" I add a question mark and then write "Anytime. Anywhere."
*does a handstand on top of a portapoty but breaks through the plastic roof and lands in gallons of raw sewage* GAHHH EVERYTHING'S RIGGED!!!
Eight straight? Dab on em. #Flyers
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I need a HOT SOFT pretzel. – at Absecon, NJ
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BREAKING: Ted Cruz identifies as a sorta woman. – at Cardiff, NJ
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A girl using your phone is like a cop trailing you. Even if you're innocent, you still feel like you got a kilo of blow in the trunk.
Someone got into my Twitter and followed over 100 random people... why would someone waste their time...? – at Absecon, NJ
Fake Facebook profiles are the best place to spot sex predators. instagram.com/p/BRWkv9jBMW5/
How many years are women's periods supposed to last? – at Pleasantville, NJ
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