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Three Truths: College sports are better than pro sports. Society peaked in the 90s. Donuts are an elite dessert item.

Cause I Can't Sing or Dance
Joined March 2009
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Hall of Fame level Halloween Tweet
My wife’ll show you the candy station on your way up the driveway and you can have all the snickers you want. But you have to say trick or treat. You see, Jarquavious, I can deal with the pillow case candy buckets and the faint odor of weed and the Bluetooth speaker playing in your mom’s Kia Sportage. I don't want money and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty Black Panther costume and with your public school mouth extend me some fucking courtesy! You gotta say trick or treat.
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Food stamp advocate SELF-DESTRUCTS as Rep. Brandon Gill presses her on why taxpayers pay for Coca-Cola. She tries to dodge the question. Then Gill pulls out the receipts, and she sits there in stunned silence. GILL: “Should SNAP dollars be spent on sodas?” WITNESS: “I am happy to talk about hunger and nutrition, but not dictate what Americans should or should not eat or may have access to.” GILL: “I’m asking if tax dollars should be used to pay for sodas.” “Do they need sugary sodas to survive?” WITNESS: “Some of them do…” GILL: “You think they need Coca-Cola to survive?” “I’m giving you the opportunity to say yes or no.” WITNESS: “I will not answer for individuals and their… choices.” GILL: “What does SNAP stand for?” WITNESS: “It’s a Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program.” GILL: “What’s nutritional about Coca-Cola?” WITNESS: “I am not a nutritionist.” Then Gill asks who’s paying her, and she freezes like a deer in headlights. GILL: “Is your organization funded by organizations that make money from food stamps?” [awkward silence] GILL: “Do organizations who profit off of food stamps fund your organization or businesses?” WITNESS: “I mean, in the, in the, I, I can’t comment to that.” GILL: “Does General Mills fund your organization?” WITNESS: “I don’t have access to that information.” GILL: “I do. It’s right here. They do fund your organization. […] Yes, and they’re profiting off of your advocacy. Do you think that that’s a conflict of interest?” [more silence] GILL: “I think most people think that’s a conflict of interest. I know you don’t want to answer.” Always follow the money. CONTEXT: USDA’s own study found soft drinks were the #1 purchase in SNAP households, beating milk, ground beef, and everything else in the store.
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Revenge of the Schlitt 🔥 Cam Schlittler takes home the 2026 AL Cy Young UNANIMOUSLY
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Osi Umenyiora says he discovered Tom Brady's pre snap cadence and knew when he was going to snap the ball ahead of Super Bowl XLII, and says it allowed the Giants defensive line to dominate the game with 5 sacks and 20 hurries “But as I was watching the tape, because you have two weeks leading up to the game, I noticed that Tom Brady would come up to the line of scrimmage. And this is real information I’m giving you here, worth millions of dollars. I’m giving it to you right now. And there’s people recording this to pass it on to their players.” “But what I noticed was he would come up to the line of scrimmage and he would say ‘hut,’ which is telling the center to snap him the ball. So what he was doing was he would come up to the line of scrimmage, and before he said that, he was pointing at somebody, maybe somebody on the opposing side. And if he didn’t point at that person, that means they weren’t going to snap the ball. But if he did point at that person, the ball was coming as soon as he said ‘hut.’” “So after I watched this, I studied this for literally a week. I went back, I watched all the games, and he was doing the exact same thing, but nobody had figured it out. So I saw that, and I went and gathered the whole defense, and I was like, ‘Listen, this is what this man is doing.’ If you know when the ball is being snapped as a defensive line, you are at a tremendous advantage over the offensive lineman because they’re relying on you not knowing.” “Because if you don’t know, that means you’re going to be late. But if you do know, you’re going to beat them almost every time. And so as soon as I figured this out, I gathered the whole defensive line. I was like, ‘Listen, this is what Tom Brady’s doing.’” “Now we all started to watch this together, and we saw this was 100%. It wasn’t even like 80. This was 100%. So now we knew going into that game that, as a defensive line, we were going to be able to overwhelm them offensively simply because of that one thing that I had pointed out.” “And we went into the game and we sacked him like five times, hit him like 20 times. They couldn’t understand how we were getting off the ball and getting to him that fast. And it was simply because, for two weeks prior, I just sat there and I had watched what this one person was doing, and that gave us the mental advantage going into the game. We knew we were going to win that game even though nobody else did, because we knew something that they didn’t know, and nobody else knew that we knew.”
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Video game deals when we still read the Sears catalog in 2007
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So, let me get this straight. The “No Kings” and “Trump is a threat to democracy” people are trying to overturn a girls’ sports law that was enacted through … *checks notes* … the democratic process of voting? 🤔
I support the Seattle Public Schools Board's decision to challenge Initiative 638, because every young person in Seattle deserves to thrive as their authentic self.
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This belongs on the Mt. Rushmore of gaslighting
ESPN/ABC does not select the teams which make the CFP. It has zero presence or say in the selection room on selection day.
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A Taco Tuesday for the ages! In-state rivals Gators and Noles kick off an electric evening in CBB. The Champions Classic takes center stage, while Illinois vs. Texas Tech makes for great multiscreen action. A pair of Tennessee tangos will have the quad box humming all night.
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As far as Tuesday nights in November go in college basketball… This is an AWESOME one.
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“Can we have a Batman movie?” “No” “Ok, how about Wonder Woman” “Nope” “Ok, James. Then what is the plan?” “We call the Green Lantern racist and have SuperGirl be a drunk with Down’s syndrome.” “Ok, you’re fired.”
James Gunn and Peter Safran will no longer run DC Studios. Jeremy Latcham, who previously served as a producer at Marvel Studios, is taking over DC. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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- On now: WWF Sunday Night Heat on USA Network! Heat kicks off with Al Snow introducing his new group, The J.O.B. Squad. Members include Bob Holly and Scorpio! The J.O.B. Squad pick up the win over Too Much. - Still to come on Heat, X-Pac meets Steven Regal before they face off in The Deadly Game Tournament at Survivor Series next Sunday.
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Californians be like it's okay to chop your dick off at 6 years old, but we're going to have to age restrict creatine and whey protein
BREAKING: Gavin Newsom bans sales of certain "muscle-building supplements" to Californians under 18, potentially including whey protein & creatine.
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WWF Survivor Series: Deadly Game; Live, this Sunday on Pay-Per-View! Presented by Nestle Crunch.
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We have gone from 4 playoff teams to 24 in less than five years. They have turned one of the greatest sports ever created into a complete joke.
OFFICIAL: CFP to Expand to 24 Teams Starting with the 2027-28 College Football Season; Announces Exclusive Media Rights Agreement with ESPN to Televise New CFP Games through the 2031-32 Season Full news release and fact sheet » collegefootballplayoff.com/n…
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Losing doesn’t matter. Everything’s entirely about money. Conference title games gone. Teams are going to be resting starters. They’re trying to completely kill bowls. Rankings blatantly rigged for the SEC. Endless transferring, minimal loyalty. They’ve killed our sport.
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DC Studios Shocker: James Gunn and Peter Safran are stepping down as co-CEOs. Skydance, which now oversees the division thanks to its acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery, has appointed former Marvel exec Jeremy Latcham to the post of president and chief creative officer of DC Studios. Gunn and Safran are stepping away from their leadership roles effect Dec. 1, four years after taking over the job. hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
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Kentucky Fans have snuck into Knoxville ahead of their game with Tennessee and pained the Rock entirely Blue Tonight might be a bloodbath
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The first full Saturday slate of the year is here 😍. All day long. From sea to shining sea. COLLEGE FREAKING BASKETBALL. Enjoy the hoops!
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UCLA freshman Nikola Kusturica couldn't miss in his second game with the Bruins 😯 He's only 17 😳 29 PTS 6 REB 10-12 FG 4-6 3-PT FG
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Modern women have been told they're boss girls for too long. They're fucking retarded.
Woman’s car breaks down on the side of a tree-lined road while a tow is already on the way Officer on scene, tow truck already called. She’s standing next to it in a blue top as they wait. Standard roadside breakdown, no other vehicles involved, just a stranded car and a wait for the truck. No crash, no other traffic issues visible just the car out of commission until the tow shows up.
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