ALT October 27, 2026 You Are a Spirit, This Is a Quiz Ewen Glass 1. If two trains leave the station at the same time who gets the blame when each passenger slips twelve minutes later into the same dream? 2. If both trains are travelling at the exact same speed why does a collapsible star follow overhead like Tom Cruise jumping over bridges, onto the roof? 3. If both trains double their speed for half the journey why does it seem that the star gas is actually us and today, sighing aloud when someone sits in the next seat? 4. We inhale ourselves, travel in common slumber: giving a talk naked, teeth falling out. If both trains come off the tracks at the same time why don’t they 5. crash? 6. Why do we, all of us, rise and rise, 7. arriving late and not at all?