E be like say God don dey misunderstand me. My complain na about money, e no be say life tire me. Cos why I dey dream dey see dead people? Make una help me o

Na Rodri steal Yamal vote, he finished Fourth. See Kane and Olise. See Bellingham and Mbappé Why tf will you finish 4th my guy?

Omo make lamine go lock in oo . E dey turn Arsenal of Ballon d'Or small small. Baba go World Cup go stink, come dey talk say only those wey understand football go know the importance of attracting two defenders 😂 Yamal just dash Kane this award. Imagine free award o, just turn up. Even if na 4 goals e get for World Cup.

The difference is 24 hours. Thank you, French Football.

At least Yamal will understand now that Football does not end by attracting two defenders

Well masterclass from French football. I just discovered that if Lamine won the Ballon d’Or, there’s a certain huge amount of money Barça will have to pay. We were supposed to enter gbese tonight, but French football saved Laporta. Now Yamal, they doubted you. Let them pay. Alavés and Levante will pay.

I must say Mbappé must really understand how the media works. He finds a way to spam himself into Madrid. He finds a way to make Vini look mid while looking like Madrid’s hero. He finds a way to scam himself into second place for the Ballon d’Or, campaigning with something that someone else has better than him. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the best clown of 2026: *Kylian Mbappé*

Who else noticed Mbappé didn’t even clap? The man travelled with his family from Spain to London just to watch the winners win… while he sat there staring as always. Say this with me: I will never be a disgrace to my family.

Guys, this is random...but I think girls becoming football fans is terrible, they're very annoying especially the ones supporting Madrid.

Harry Kane = Leave your comfort zone to achieve great things From Tottenham’s best to the world’s best

Same Mbappé that keeps spamming goals since his arrival at Real Madrid without any trophy to show for it at both club and national team level. Fuck the Ballon d’Or. Even if it’s a popularity contest, Yamal clears Mbappé. Bro went there for nothing. Now he can join his brother to do it 10x.

Finallyyyyyy! It’s official: Mbappé should have won the Ballon d’Or, but he was offside at the red carpet. The 2026 Ballon d’Or goes to Harry Kane

Mbappe is smiling 💔

Since they’ve given Kane the consolation award Everything points to the fact that Mbappé is the Ballon d’Or winner. The 24/25 Madrid move finally worked its effect on French football. Mbappé couldn’t even win the best striker award with all his goals, and he wants to win the overall best player with zero

Give us the ballon dor we’re feeling sleepy

This Ballon d'Or really knows how to gaslight. What did they even give Saka? 😂

If De la Fuente can be given Best Coach of the Year because he won the World Cup, and by this same standard they can’t give it to Yamal because he’s 19, then the Ballon d’Or organizers must be clowns.

Imagine Yan Diomande ranking 5th in the Young best player all because he joined Real Madrid. This award is a popularity contest, not an award set up for the best.

Cubarsí robbery. Cubarsí deserves the Young Player Award more. Stop bribing Yamal and give him his Ballon d’Or. Is it until he reaches 21 before you stop bribing him with the Kopa Trophy? I have to agree that the Ballon d’Or is losing credibility.

These Ballon d'Or people are too funny. Making a man win the Women’s Best Coach of the Year. Where’s the quality?