Clooney & me -- pretending to be peds ER docs. A Muslim dad w/3 boys, rambling about medicine, money, faith, and family (he/him)

Flyover Country, USA
Joined December 2016
Just learned our 9y/o did an experiment on us. Lost tooth, told no one for 3d, kept tooth under his pillow. No $. Then he tells us he lost the tooth, next night there is money under his pillow. Then confronted us with his scientific evidence that the tooth fairy isn't real.
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Imagine an adviser to Biden had said this about Jewish Americans on the day of a synagogue attack - or any day of the year! Just imagine the response.
In light of the Islamic center shooting today, I think it’s time to make sure Muslims are safe. The best way to ensure their safety is for our DHS Secretary Markwayne Muslim @SenMullin to deport every Muslim in America back to the Middle East where they can live in fully Islamic societies and blast their call to prayer without triggering Amercians into psychosis as a side effect of having their non-Islamic habitats disrupted by invasive species. Let’s make sure Muslims are safe. Send them back to the Middle East where there’s a mosque on every corner.
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How can we still live in a world where Israel is allowed to murder hundreds of people, at least 250, — with 100 bombs dropped in 10 minutes across Lebanon — and there is not a single word of condemnation from Western government? How can we live with such abomination?
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Vance says it's bizarre that Iran would want the war to continue over its desire to protect a foreign country (Lebanon) "that has nothing to do with them." Meanwhile, official bipartisan US policy for decades has been, and still is, that the US will go to war to protect Israel.
Q: "There seems to be a disagreement about whether Lebanon was included in this proposal…Would you ask Israel to hold off strikes?" VP Vance: "The Iranians thought the ceasefire included Lebanon, and it just didn't…The Israelis have offered to check themselves in Lebanon."
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“If Iran wants to let this cease fire fall apart over Lebanon, that’s their choice. We think that would be dumb but it’s their choice..” JD Vance casually supporting jews murdering women and children in Lebanon….
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I never thought Donald Trump and Stephen Miller would be the ones to finally force me into being a defender of the 2nd Amendment.
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That the group that is considered a terrorist organization by the US government is targeting military bases, while the country that is armed and funded by the US government is targeting civilians and residential areas should be pretty shocking to a lot of people.
Deleted two earlier tweets as it appears Hezbollah's drone strike was directed at a military base and harmed no civilians.
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Six years ago he went viral after performing a science experiment on his parents. Now he started a business in my basement - introducing Realms Edge custom 3-D printing, brought to you by the boy who proved the Tooth Fairy wasn’t real! RealmsEdgeLLC.com
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4 pearls of wisdom for every medical professional to start your day: 1) self care is not selfish 2) Setting boundaries = how people will treat you 3) Don’t let people take advantage of your altruism 4) Just because you can doesn’t mean you “should” #MedTwitter
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Queso = Spanish for cheese K, so... = Midwestern for here’s the plan and you might not like it
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I cannot believe Bob Barker lived as close to 100 as possible without going over.
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CVS/Caremark: $300 billion revenue per year Median physician salary: $208k The media: Why are physicians so greedy do they hate America?
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Does age of the child matter when it comes to c-spine injury evaluation? This #PECARN study by @JCLeonardMDMPH, @nkuppermann showed that an age-stratified model does not❌ improve sensitivity in identification of C-spine injuries in children 0-2 y/o🍼. bit.ly/30NVVoj
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EMS providers assess the risk of cervical spine injuries (CSI) in children with blunt trauma—this #PECARN study looked at EMS-observed historical, mechanistic, and physical exam factors with CSI in children 🚑 bit.ly/38Sadbq #PEM @nkuppermann @pedsemergmed @roguedadMD
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If you want to know why understanding scientific methods is important, read this @CNET article comparing prices at Trader Joe's to a local grocer. They went to TJ in person but other prices came via Instacart, which marks up grocery prices. cnet.com/home/kitchen-and-ho…
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The author provided that information AFTER the findings, and doesn't acknowledge that Instacart prices often don't reflect in-store prices. It makes their results and conclusion meaningless. One would think an "editor" would catch that but I guess not.
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Someone been eating Nana’s food at work and she ain’t happy
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Joey Chestnut getting introduced like he’s all of The Avengers rolled into one
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