Sometimes, I wonder what the old me'd say
if he could see the way shit is today.
He'd probably say that everything is gay
(like happy)
What's my name? What's my name?
Still hate you, @ImaginedSOLDIER.
And you, @SummoningBallad.
Never forget.
Ranty is bac—
*Turns to his writer.*
Oh, shit. Really? Well, I tried.
*Turns to the audience.*
Ranty's not back.
