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Having tested both short and long-distance relationships. I highly recommend we focus on Making Sifuna the 6th president, 2027
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Replying to @OleItumbi
Itumbi, hii yote tunajua 😂 Ni kama kusema kesho ni Wednesday, October 28, 2026. Breaking news gani sasa? 😂
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Yesterday, I had quite the unpleasant experience of flying alongside prophet Owuor and his entourage from Nairobi to Angola. The man kept shouting and ordering everyone around left right and center. At immigration, they literally skipped the queue turning a simple visa /2
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This post is almost 10 years old!
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Yule Caicedo alikataa kutoa mimba tumefika hospitali akaambiwa na daktari apunguze uji hiyo ni kitambi.
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So karao ananisimamisha tao ju nimebeba simu tatu all nimeeka cloud yangu. Goes ahead to ask nifungue anaona ni yangu, “kijana mbona uko na simu tatu?” Nimemuuliza wapi kwa constitution inasema mtu anafaa kukua na simu moja
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As my granfather Kinyanjui would say, He who tickles a mad woman in the darkness of the market sheds, should not be surprised when she tickles him back in the midday sun; on a market day.
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NTSA wamemwagwa kwa highway! There’s a countrywide crackdown. Make sure you don’t overspeed, have a valid DL, insurance is active, and avoid driving at night if your car has LED lights.
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Selling this girl because I'm broke. Diapers and formula have become very expensive.
Nipeni Offers...
2.5L petrol.
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Kijana mdogo wa miaka 30 hivi akieenda kutembelea wazazi wa bibi for the first time, anafaa kuenda na kina nani na anafaa kubeba pesa ngapi? Assuming it's a Kikuyu lady.
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If elections were held today who would you vote for?
6%William Ruto
3%Kalonzo Musyoka
2%Fred Matiangi
89%Edwin Sifuna
25,207 votes • 1 days Kech retweeted
Final results are in. Edwin Sifuna tops with 89.1% of the total, and Ruto comes second with 5.4%.
Our poll had a very large sample of 27,995 votes.
This will go on record, and we'll use it to benchmark all other online polls and investigate online trends over time.
































