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Joined July 2018
Having tested both short and long-distance relationships. I highly recommend we focus on Making Sifuna the 6th president, 2027
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Replying to @OleItumbi
Itumbi, hii yote tunajua 😂 Ni kama kusema kesho ni Wednesday, October 28, 2026. Breaking news gani sasa? 😂
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Yesterday, I had quite the unpleasant experience of flying alongside prophet Owuor and his entourage from Nairobi to Angola. The man kept shouting and ordering everyone around left right and center. At immigration, they literally skipped the queue turning a simple visa /2
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This post is almost 10 years old!
In this pic, Janet Mbugua was Age 22. Hot! Some dude married her at Age 34, after she'd given her youth to a chain of "enablers" in her prime years. Nigga played himself. Now he's just bogged down with feminist/religious crap. Lesson to all bachelors. Don't marry anyone over 27!
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Ukiona tweet kama hii from her jueni mumewafinya wanashangaa wafanye nini.
Sifuna may be Ruto’s project. Just FYI.
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Yule Caicedo alikataa kutoa mimba tumefika hospitali akaambiwa na daktari apunguze uji hiyo ni kitambi.
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How’s everyone getting their spark back?😔 Mniplug aki😔
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I love taking screenshots from my videos😂🩷
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So karao ananisimamisha tao ju nimebeba simu tatu all nimeeka cloud yangu. Goes ahead to ask nifungue anaona ni yangu, “kijana mbona uko na simu tatu?” Nimemuuliza wapi kwa constitution inasema mtu anafaa kukua na simu moja
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As my granfather Kinyanjui would say, He who tickles a mad woman in the darkness of the market sheds, should not be surprised when she tickles him back in the midday sun; on a market day.
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Me every minute because of the El Nino heat:
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NTSA wamemwagwa kwa highway! There’s a countrywide crackdown. Make sure you don’t overspeed, have a valid DL, insurance is active, and avoid driving at night if your car has LED lights.
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Selling this girl because I'm broke. Diapers and formula have become very expensive. Nipeni Offers... 2.5L petrol.
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Kijana mdogo wa miaka 30 hivi akieenda kutembelea wazazi wa bibi for the first time, anafaa kuenda na kina nani na anafaa kubeba pesa ngapi? Assuming it's a Kikuyu lady.
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salary week, y'all stay guided
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If elections were held today who would you vote for?
6%William Ruto
3%Kalonzo Musyoka
2%Fred Matiangi
89%Edwin Sifuna
25,207 votes • 1 days
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During Afcon they won't be able to stop Wantam chants
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Kuteleza sio kuanguka
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Final results are in. Edwin Sifuna tops with 89.1% of the total, and Ruto comes second with 5.4%. Our poll had a very large sample of 27,995 votes. This will go on record, and we'll use it to benchmark all other online polls and investigate online trends over time.
If elections were held today who would you vote for?
5%William Ruto
89%Edwin Sifuna
3%Fred Matiang'i
3%Kalonzo Musyoka
27,995 votes • Final results
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Never skip a low quality video
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