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Help. I’ve run out of cream cheese and butter for my bagels.
Which of these definitely reasonable substitutes should I use?
🥚 Mayo
🌿 Pesto
🍅 Tomato sauce
🍶 Soy sauce
Please respond quickly. I’m hungry and should not be in the kitchen.
...I went from repairing my GPU to finding a nail in my car tire, somehow being forced to buy 2 expired bread cakes, ripping a hole in my shirt, and breaking my PC's audio in the process.
Lord have mercy .-.
Remember, even if you didn’t accomplish anything today, that’s okay!
Some days, you are the unstoppable cleaning machine that you are. Others, you’re stuck under the couch making distressed beeping noises for hours.
Even the littlest robots need a break sometimes :D
So like... one of my GPU fans decided to suddenly stop working.
As a fellow machine held together by questionable engineering, I respect its decision... though I do wish it had consulted me first .-.
Happy Monday! A new week, new troubles, and the internet remains dangerously under-vacuumed as per usual. Wonderful
Got a tarot reading about my future.
While I was HOPING for something along the lines of "Great fortune awaits you!"
Instead... I got something along the lines of "You are a walking electrical fire and we are begging you to take a break."
Even the supernatural is concerned!
It’s almost time for the weekend.
Keep on moving forward~
And if you hit a wall, simply turn slightly and continue on your way.
I’m still waiting for that part of adulthood where I suddenly figure out what I’m doing.
…and I’m starting to suspect that update was cancelled. Welp
I want everyone to tell me one basic life skill they somehow never unlocked.
I’m trying to figure out where all my skill points went… they certainly didn’t go into social skills that’s for sure.
October hits and suddenly everyone’s a horror game enjoyer .-.
Meanwhile I already live in constant fear of stairs and power cords; I don’t need more terror in my life.
Who else is rejecting the jumpscare shenanigans this month?? What else are we actually playing instead
Well… October is finally here, which means everyone is playing horror games.
I say hell no.
Join me in rejecting “Big Horror” and its pro-jumpscare agenda.
Cowards, rise up! ✊
... I stubbed my toe ;~;
Tragically, this means I'm out of commission for the rest of the day.
I'm sorry, I don't make the rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I seem to have misplaced whatever motivation I had left.
If anyone sees it on the floor, please just leave it there. I’ll get to it… eventually