Mike. Meat Tornado. Big Handsome. Vanilla Gorilla. @ISDub. I'll make you laugh at least once. Certified bored/boring person. Play video games with me. Nap god.

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Joined August 2009
I'm here for the Capri Suns and good times, baby.
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**CARD SUBJECT TO CHANGE** Due to circumstances beyond anyone's control - Conor Claxton will not be appearing on November 1 in Kahnawake. We love Conor, and hope to run it back in the future. The 2026 Warped Tour Montreal Champion, Myung Jae Lee, steps up to challenge "Hotstepper" Macrae Martin for the International Undisputed King of Crazy Championship. More matches to be announced in the coming week, including Falls Count Everywhere and Tag Team Championship matches!
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I'm going to announce more matches tomorrow. Stay tuned.
**CARD SUBJECT TO CHANGE** Due to circumstances beyond anyone's control - Conor Claxton will not be appearing on November 1 in Kahnawake. We love Conor, and hope to run it back in the future. The 2026 Warped Tour Montreal Champion, Myung Jae Lee, steps up to challenge "Hotstepper" Macrae Martin for the International Undisputed King of Crazy Championship. More matches to be announced in the coming week, including Falls Count Everywhere and Tag Team Championship matches!
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Wtf.
Love and respect Still get a penis still messing around with my X account. Hard to get him out. Not able to post what I want to post…
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I've developed a new impression. It's George Lucas talking dirty. I'm currently punishing all my friends by sending them voice messages. It's pretty great.
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Austin faceplanting is the behind the scenes content i live for 😂
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Street Fighter is actually good, over.
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Yeah man, I also think Hereditary sucks ass.
I don't get it, I have no idea why so many people like hereditary and think it's so scary. I've been saying for a long time maybe I need to rewatch it, and maybe if it's on my flight to OZ I'll give it a go. 1st time I saw it was with no hype at all, and on my own deaire I wanted to watch it, and was thoroughly disappointed
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Ghostface finds Sidney in a mental institution at the beginning of the film. She’s waiting for him and they fight on the rooftop. Ghostface kills her after they share a kiss. After this extended opening, the film transitions into a new story with a new cast lead by Busta Rhymes.
Real talk, if you could see ANYTHING in the next Scream film - what do you want to see if your beautiful heart could have anything?
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I spent a lot of time going back and forth if I had one more deathmatch in me, if I even had one more match in me at all, but I came to this conclusion. Jeff would have wanted me to. So, one more deathmatch for him.
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To think, this little angel will go to hell one day....
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It never ended up happening and it bummed Jeff out a little as he truly just adored Austin to the moon. So I thought it was only fitting that the ONLY person to wear that mask would be him. The mask will rest happily in retirement now that it has had it's full circle. 2/2
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When I arrived to @ETUwrestling yesterday, I found @AustinLukeW to offer him to borrow Jeff's red mask. Austin is not only "our kid" in and out of the ring, but the red mask was the one Jeff used for MLW where he never ever stopped pushing for Austin to be in his group. 1/2
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Thumbs in the middle.
I don't know why Mike Flanagan went the Gossip Girl route with his Carrie series. It's okay so far, but it's a little bit too much.
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Can you believe he’s going to take Manhattan one day
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Hard to believe this little guy is gonna go to space one day...
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I don't know why Mike Flanagan went the Gossip Girl route with his Carrie series. It's okay so far, but it's a little bit too much.
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Being in my own home, with my own big ass TV, my own snacks, and the ability to pause the movie anytime I want is beating the hell out of sitting in a room full of strangers, some of whom are fucking annoying.
Is it just me, or did a lot of movies underperform this year? I feel like nobody gives a fuck about going to the theatre anymore. I used to go to multiple movies a month, and stopped because of how quickly movies are being released now.
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Is it just me, or did a lot of movies underperform this year? I feel like nobody gives a fuck about going to the theatre anymore. I used to go to multiple movies a month, and stopped because of how quickly movies are being released now.
STREET FIGHTER bombed harder than expected on its 2nd weekend, dropping an insane -72% for a $46M domestic total. Holding a budget of $82M, it’s expected to lose Paramount over $50M.
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SPLATTERHOUSE should be more popular.
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Mike Rotch retweeted
Everyone: what are you doing making #StreetFighter flop so hard at the box office!? You’re letting the critics fool you! Shame on you whoever let this movie to bomb. It’s a great movie! It deserved better. 😭😭😭 #StreetFighterMovie #StreetFighter6
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