Leo cashier ameniuliza kama niko na loyalty points. Nikasema niko nazo 47. Kumbe ni worth KSh 4.70.
Miaka tatu nimekuwa loyal kwa hii supermarket na bado hawawezi niamini na packet ya maziwa.
Jana landlord amenipigia kuniuliza mbona sijalipa rent. Nikamwambia niko na shida ya cash flow. Akasema yeye pia ako na shida ya cash flow juu sijalipa rent.
Kumbe tuko kwa financial crisis moja, tofauti ni yeye ako na title deed mimi niko na eviction notice.
—Kijana ya Arrears
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Samsung literally mocked Apple's first foldable in every possible way 😭
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This circulating video is a fan-made/CGI parody (or AI-generated), not an official Samsung ad. Samsung has officially mocked Apple's iPhone Duo via social posts (e.g. "reheating our leftovers") and other campaigns like a NZ "Tim Cook" lookalike ad.
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imebidi nioneshe kila mtu kwa sitting room ni tortoise juu vile tumeangaliana hapa na mzae 🤣🤣🤣
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Among the hundreds of MPs and Senators in Nairobi, some genuinely believe their primary duty is to collect money in baskets and take it back to "their people," instead of making laws, overseeing the Executive, and defending the Constitution.
That is why we continue to witness this nauseating political theatre, often with no remorse whatsoever.
How else do you explain a video in which people openly appear to admit that over KSh 100 million was used to facilitate an illegal outcome and effectively undermine the Constitution, yet no one is arrested? The alleged participants speak into microphones in public, and the rest of us are expected to carry on as though nothing happened.
That kind of impunity is ended by you and me regardless of political affiliation.
In August 2027 we reset the political class with one Olkalau style of reset that will keep us well served for the next 200 years if Christ doesn't come back earlier ..
#WANTAM
