@RoxyAlexDallas

Wife. Mom. Girl Boss actively trying to be a good leader. Recruiter. Life Changer. Wine Lover. Whine hater. Did I say mom?

 Cape Town
Joined September 2008
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I turn 40 this week. I am not ready to turn 40 this week.
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I have a complete love hate relationship with @WOOLWORTHS_SA Dash. You just never know if you’re going to get what you ordered. In my first order today, I ordered Angus Rib Eye. I chose for there to be no substitution as their suggested substitution was not it
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So when the delivery came there was no Angus Rib Eye. So I went to order again and this time chose Angus Sirloin. Then got this message from the shopper (Now there is Rib Eye?!)
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I had to add a chocolate to make up the minimum spend. Guess what was delivered, dear gentle reader? Just the chocolate. No steak.
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My 2 year old after burping; “I did a fart in my mouth”
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IEC Commissioner: “this is going to be a short programme” Reader, it was not a short programme
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Can my doctor book me off sick from my toddler?
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I’m supposed to fly from Cape Town to Durban tomorrow. Should I change my flight to Tuesday? (Considering the storm)
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66 votes • Final results
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Asked this engineer with 7 years experience to send me 2/3 contactable references. He sends me his dad, his sister and his wife.
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What the fresh hell is this?
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Imagine being the CEO of a company and writing an employee review on Glassdoor and giving “advice to management”. Bro, it’s literally you.
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Haaaave you seen my child?!
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Nothing slaps as hard as the 1st night back in your own bed
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one of the greatest things you must learn how to read, is the room.
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Went to a restaurant in this tiny town. Ordered the chicken. Did the waitress not ask me “How would you like the chicken? Medium rare? Well done?”
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Baby Blues
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Nothing slaps better than a full night’s sleep after a week of rough toddler night wakings
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My son calls a shark a “Doo doo doo doo doo”. Fucking Coco Melon.
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I’m in an emotionally abusive relationship with a toddler
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Toddlers are terrorists
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