Roy W. Harper Jr.

Lian's dancing to California Girls. It may be the cutest thing ever. Maybe.

Seriously, Dick. Next time, drop the kid off with Wally. He's already got two, he won't even notice a third.

I'm a dad, not a babysitter. Especially not to kids under six months. I quit changing diapers three years ago and I'm /never/ going back.

Look, I may have a baby but that doesn't mean that when you rescue one from a villain's lair, they need to come to Uncle Roy's.

Heh. Fooled the old bearded man again! And I don't mean Ollie.

@RoyWHarper is on the nice list this year. Leave some cookies out for Santa! bit.ly/sG3Ho6

But if your son tells my daughter that Santa isn't real, I /will/ climb down your chimney and replace all of his presents with coal.

I'm all for telling your kids the truth of the world and not lying to them, even when it's not pretty.

@Lian_Harper_ Can I have it back?

@Lian_Harper_ -smirks and yelps- OH NO NOT MY NOSE!

@Lian_Harper_ -picks her up, looking her over-

@Lian_Harper_ Lemme see.

@Lian_Harper_ .......Are you okay?

@Lian_Harper_ In the house?

@Lian_Harper_ ....how...?

@Lian_Harper_ I promise not to turn into a monster. Show me what happened.

@Lian_Harper_ Why not, Princess?

@Lian_Harper_ You sure there's nothing you want to tell me about?

@Lian_Harper_ What happened...?