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Last night while I was waiting for the melatonin to hit I had an inkling of spending money so I swiped my Apple Card and bought a DJ controller. I now identify as a DJ and my pronouns are his/highness.
New tunes dropping midnight
💦 💧 Splish splosh BITCH💥👊 🚿 It's the🌊🌊🌊 BLUE WAVE🌊🌊🌊 👋 🟦 After 🔟 years📆 📆 😮💨 of TRUMP🍊🙅 Americans🦅 🇺🇸 are saying 🗣️ DOWN PIGGY👇 🐷 And wine moms🍷 from coast🌉 to🗽 coast🛫 are out for BLOOD🧛 🩸 We're flipping🔃 seats🪑 that have NEVER BEEN FLUPPED🤯 🤯 😲 From TALAFREAKO😜🫦 and HinoHOEsa💃 proving that Texans🤠 are saying "NO"❌ ❎ ❌ to their vegetables🧑🏻🦽 🪦🎉 To FANNIE Andrews 🌮🥵 making that Graham crakkka CRUMBLE💔 💥 in SC 🎊✨ To Rawdogswami🌭 eating SHIT🤢 in BLOW-HIO🍆 🤤 So steam💨 those pride flags🏳️🌈 🏳️🌈 because at MIDNIGHT 🌠😴🚨 🚨 WOKE 2.0 IS IN EFFECT🚨🚨 🤖 We're THEY/THEMING STRANGERS' DOGS🐶 ♂️ ♀️ We're doing LAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS🧘 🗺️ in TEAMS CALLS💻 📞 We're lining up 🧑🏾🤝🧑🏾 🧑🏼🤝🧑🏾 🧑🏽🤝🧑🏼 for MANDATORY BLUESKY ACCOUNTS🌥️ 📲 WE'RE MAKING OUR EMOJIS RACIAL👍🏻🧑🏾🫰🏿 AND NONBINARY🫅🏼🫄🏽🧑🏿⚖️ AGAIN💯 💯 💯 Long live✊🏻 ✊🏼 ✊🏾 ✊🏿 the RUTHKANDA JUCHE🚩 🚩 🪖 🦅 🗽 💕 💖
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illegal wars, rising prices, concentration camps, protecting pedophiles, kicking millions off healthcare, historic corruption, immense stupidity
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🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING — 🌹🇧🇱 EW YORK!
✅🔵 ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ REELECTED!
🌹 AOC WINS NEW YORK’S 14TH CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT!
🏛️ THE SOCIALIST STAR RETURNS TO CONGRESS!
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BREAKING: Annie Andrews will DEFEAT Darline Graham in the race for U.S. Senate in SOUTH CAROLINA.
🔵 A MAJOR Democratic FLIP
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4 burgers. #notenough #yum

























