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Every now and then I sit and think about how the most powerful person in the world is so convinced that the dementia tests he is regularly administered are IQ tests that he brags about it ad nauseam. Like he thinks the hallmark of a high IQ is being able to draw a clock.
Idk how to say this kindly but I think some of you are so attached to your own suffering because you think it’s poetic and the most interesting thing about you. I promise you there is beauty in the mundane, that days without self-hatred are at worst a brilliantly boring affair.
This is such an encapsulation of modern day masculinity. It’s all a performance. Short men can wear these inserts to be appear tall, but they’re still short in real life. Soy boys can act like what they think a “masculine” man acts like, but they’re still fems at heart.
Clavicular is officially launching the “Height-Maxxer,” an insert that fits into any shoe to increase height.
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Not to get political but why do I never hear anyone pushing for a viable third party also pushing for ranked choice voting? I think it would help elect more third party candidates! Again I’m sorry for getting political. We should make California 2 states and the Dakotas 1.
Have a recruiter in my inbox offering me a lot of money to work for a company that builds AI agents that “automate the debt collection process” if you were curious just how evil things are getting out there.
There is an urge, especially among good people, to push back on inflammatory statements. Grifters weaponize your good heart for clicks, bc those clicks line their pockets. Guard your hearts, ignore and block the grifters!
Andrew retweeted
you guys have to stop reacting to these ragebait accounts. they intentionally put nonsensical or inflammatory things in their posts (here, the "interracial" comment) because they are monetizing your outrage from engaging with the post. just block and move on with your life
Gay people we have to pick two days that we’re celebrating Halloween every year and stick with them bc I cannot come up with 4 different costumes every year
The people who make those ads for the games that look nothing like the actual games themselves should go to jail I think.
My 19 year old cousin was horrified when I described the chaos and violence of the Black Friday of yore, like he couldn’t comprehend that people used to literally kill each other bc the deals were that insane and limited while today it’s like 15% off for two weeks.
Told everyone I was going to come up with the most compelling and clever costume anyone has ever seen for Halloween but then I forgot and bought a ghost face mask from a Duane Reade on the way to the pregame instead.
The weirdest part about getting older is not knowing who anyone is in a large pop culture scandal bc I have never heard of Ethan Klein in my entire life.
People on the left are *very* aware of the foreign disinformation campaigns on the right that got us here, but we often gloss over that those same campaigns infiltrated the left, encouraging people to sit out elections and pushing that both parties were the same.
Today I took Tank to the dog park, had sushi outside, went for a long walk in the West Village, made it to the gym, and then came to the west side highway to watch the sunset but the bitch is too bright. 10/10 day :)
I saw a quite glamorous couple drinking martinis on the stoop of 4 Charles - the hardest resy to get in NYC - and told Chase a silly little goal of mine was to one day be that couple. So for my birthday, he surprised me with martinis on the stoop of 4 Charles.
