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Decker 🦃

@Rudedeck

Husband, father, & encyclopedia of useless facts. Was once banned for 3 days by Elon for updating his bday to 12-31-99. #FSU #LAGalaxy #SouthFLsports #Peanuts

Joined April 2009
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Took a shot in the mouth for an invite code and am now prepared in case of a mass exodus.
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"Inconceivable!"
All The Right Movies (@ATRightMovies) profile pictureAll The Right Movies
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Name a one-liner from a 1980s movie that everyone will know...
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Democratic politicians are much like those who vote for them- routinely will check out in doing their duties.
Jake Tapper 🦅 (@jaketapper) profile pictureJake Tapper 🦅
@jaketapperNov 10
The 11 House Democrats who didn’t vote in the effort to kill the Hegseth impeachment resolution (which succeeded 210-204) were: Brownley Correa Hollen Hosford Jackson (IL) Pelosi Pettersen Stansbury Stevens Strickland Wilson (FL)
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👋 Lady Blah Blah
Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) profile pictureLauren Boebert
@laurenboebertNov 10
Election week isn’t finished! Let’s finish counting every vote and hearing every voice before declaring anything.
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Boebert trails Democrat Eileen Laubacher by over 3,200 votes in CO-04 with ~98% of ballots counted. The margin exceeds the automatic recount threshold and remaining votes are insufficient to close the gap. cnn.com/2026/11/09/pol… denverpost.com/2026/11/09/lau… poliwave.com/us/live/midter…
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This was my big concern bringing him back. Even if this doesn't happen- expect him to be linked to every job opening in Europe. I'm a United fan, but I hope he stays here.
Sky Sports News (@SkySportsNews) profile pictureSky Sports News
@SkySportsNews17h
BREAKING: Verbal agreement in principle has been reached between Manchester United and Mauricio Pochettino to become the club’s next head coach 🚨
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ENDING THE TRIP WITH A BANG
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Sam Bennett ladies and gentlemen. The master of giveth and taketh.
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Damn, I feel old.
Melodies & Masterpieces (@SVG__Collection) profile pictureMelodies & Masterpieces
@SVG__CollectionNov 9
33 years ago today, Wu-Tang Clan's "Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)" was released.
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I unblocked you @elonmusk just to tell you that you're an idiot. And @X has my wrong birthdate after you suspended me for inputting it as 12-31-99 (hate Prince I assume?). It won't allow me to update it to the correct date. Since you cared about it so much- want to update it?
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I'll give you three days to allow me to update it before I leave my birth year as 1990 and just block your facist ass again.
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Oh, and I see you still call it Twitter as well.
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RS MD@rsmd2015Nov 8
Sometimes jokes just write themselves. It's a shame
Barstool Miami (@BarstoolUMiami) profile pictureBarstool Miami@BarstoolUMiamiNov 8
WE JUST GOT HOSED ON NATIONAL TELEVISION, TWO PLAYS INA ROW.
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Many don't even notice that the receiver even knew he didn't have it.
Like even (@KL95008) profile pictureLike even@KL95008Nov 8
Replying to @Sedano
He was bobbling the ball. In the replay you can see the receiver knew it wasn’t a catch.
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You lost a close game without your best player (yes, he is). On the road. You should feel good.
Kev (@Smith31Kev) profile pictureKev
@Smith31KevNov 8
I’m obviously bummed we lost.. We had a chance to win that game… But I’ve also never felt better after a loss.. it’s weird lol
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Sweep The Leg (@SweepTheLeg337) profile pictureSweep The Leg@SweepTheLeg337Nov 8
It’s not a catch. You have to complete the catch. FSU was on the bad end of that same play vs Virginia last year.
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Obvious for anyone outside the 305.
OnlineWatchdog (@OnlineXWatchdog) profile pictureOnlineWatchdog@OnlineXWatchdogNov 8
Replying to @jamrock1986
Bobbled. Then lost it. No control. Read the rules.
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Minus One is a great film.
Global Box Office (@GlobalBoxOffice) profile pictureGlobal Box Office
@GlobalBoxOfficeNov 7
GODZILLA MINUS ZERO overperforms and scores America’s highest-grossing opening day of ALL TIME for a foreign-language live-action film. It opened to $14.5M and is now on track for a $30M+ domestic debut, nearly 3x as much as MINUS ONE.
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And dual possession still goes to the offensive player.
Luther Luke Campbell (@unclelukereal1) profile pictureLuther Luke Campbell
@unclelukereal1Nov 8
WE WILL NOT CRY LIKE FSU WE WILL NOT MAKE EXCUSES ON TO THE NEXT ONE. Good Game ND.
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Baffling how hard this is for some.
Frank Fleming (@NjTank99) profile pictureFrank Fleming
@NjTank99Nov 8
Replying to @TheMetsX
The ball is moving in his hands he did not complete the catch process
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Last foreign language film I've watched in the theater was "Life Is Beautiful."
The Flicktator (@The_Flicktator) profile pictureThe Flicktator
@The_FlicktatorNov 7
Godzilla Minus Zero is subtitled, rated R and about to open number one in America. Subtitles were never the problem.
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Sweep The Leg@SweepTheLeg337Nov 8
You have to complete the catch guys. This isnt new. Stop embarrassing yourselves.
Five Reasons Sports 🏀🏈⚾️🏒⚽️ (@5ReasonsSports) profile pictureFive Reasons Sports 🏀🏈⚾️🏒⚽️
@5ReasonsSportsNov 8
Possession when landing in bounds is not a TD anymore?
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