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Hi.
If you don't understand my "X Aesthetic" yet, here's a summary:
I'm a highly successful Midwest attorney, husband and father who can shitpost with the best of them.
I've passed the tests, read the books, kissed the girls, raised the kids, and made the money.
X is a hobby.
No.
Sorry.
The correct answer is worse.
The young want to spend Boomer money while the World burns.
The turnout of people in pajamas and using vapes crushed the old people even in the suburbs.
"Fuck you, Dad. We want Abdul."
Chest Rockwell - Decline Enjoyer retweeted
Every unhappy wife is a rape victim.
Ok lads: imagine you aren’t horny at all. Not even slightly. You’re busy fixing a shelf or ironing your suit or watching your favourite TV show. Zero sexy feelings. Your girlfriend sighs loudly and goes “can we have sex now” in whingy voice and then grabs your ass. She then sulks and starts whining when you aren’t instantly aroused and into it and starts saying you haven’t had sex for 3 days.
Annoying? Not very sexy?
GOOD YOU UNDERSTAND WHY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE INSTA-HORNY BEHAVIOUR IS ANNOYING
Chest Rockwell - Decline Enjoyer retweeted
Law lesson for morons:
Assault - The crime or tort of threat of harm to another.
Battery - The crime or tort of touching another person causing harm.
If you punch someone from behind, that is the crime of battery. Chanting threats outside of a home brandishing guns is assault.
Chest Rockwell - Decline Enjoyer retweeted
Until you know the difference between assault and battery and how they are used in a plea to arrest some bad person, please don't post.
Chest Rockwell - Decline Enjoyer retweeted
Do I need to give my bi-annual lesson on the difference between assault and battery?
Chest Rockwell - Decline Enjoyer retweeted
Explain why people think a battery is assault, and an assault is battery?
I'd prefer not to.
A needed reminder.
Most of you don't know shit about even the simplest of things.
The only reason I'm doing any of those things you listed is to kill time between sex with the woman I love.
Most women absolutely despise their husbands (and themselves) for choosing marriage for resources and not attraction.
You married transactionally, you hooker.
Ok lads: imagine you aren’t horny at all. Not even slightly. You’re busy fixing a shelf or ironing your suit or watching your favourite TV show. Zero sexy feelings. Your girlfriend sighs loudly and goes “can we have sex now” in whingy voice and then grabs your ass. She then sulks and starts whining when you aren’t instantly aroused and into it and starts saying you haven’t had sex for 3 days.
Annoying? Not very sexy?
GOOD YOU UNDERSTAND WHY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE INSTA-HORNY BEHAVIOUR IS ANNOYING
So you have your problem surrounded by plausible rhetoric.
What actions are you willing to take to solve that problem?
Or are you a solution peddler in search of a problem and causing discord?
Leave people having fun alone.
This term "Free Use" is some female porn category bullshit, isn't it?
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Today's Left is proof that most people don't have what it takes mentally to be a Hedonist or joyful Nihilist.
They beg for the chains and cage because pleasure is too big of a personal responsibility. Self-regulating and making the meaningful decisions of the free is too much.
Things are much worse than they appear:
A well-established citrus farm that I frequent has asked that customers pre-order oranges and pomelos to help defer irrigation costs and increased labor.
These places relied on near slave labor and now paying citizens has eaten margins.
