follow the rules or I eat you #TheBookofRules😈
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This book has rules. You must follow all the rules.
If you break the rules, I will eat you.
#kidlit #PictureBooks #TheBookofRules😈
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Why “lighthearted?” I eat kids. At least I’m gonna someday.
It’s almost that time again!! 🤓this book is a great way to build community through its unique interactive reader engagement. Easily jump into a chat about rules and expectations or use Dennis the monster as a lighthearted redirection. 😈
#backtoschool #teachers #kindergarten
Now do me.
Instead of getting the Hungry Caterpillar for my children I got “A Butterfly is Patient”. Why? Because children deserve beauty rather than ugliness. It nourishes their spirit in a healthy way. Ugly art is junk food poison for your children. You were told to get Hungry Caterpillar by an insalubrious culture. Resist. Get your children books that depict nature in its true resplendent beauty in anatomically correct images that will help them identify things like caterpillars and butterflies in the real world. This is what they deserve. Let the blobby artists starve on their own egos.
Hey. I’m still here. Lurking in the margins. Waiting. To be fed. To be full. Just someone break the rules!!! 😈
Can confirm…tax forms taste terrible. Books are better. Kids are best. Apologies if I just became an accomplice to tax evasion.
Thanksgiving rules. You must follow all the rules. If you break the rules…I will eat you. What are your Thanksgiving rules?
What can I stay? Owl and Bear are delightful. And they don’t have to eat a book at the end. Not gonna lie. I’m jealous…(coughs up paper)
@BrianGehrlein I would like to know what @RulesofDennis has to say about this new book release. He has been strangely silent. Jealous? Judgy? Busy eating.....
I went to school with this bear. We both like eating things we shouldn’t…
#42 I WANT MY HAT BACK by Jon Klassen is a humorous children’s book about a bear wanting his darn hat back. The pacing & patterned text makes for a great read-aloud. The story includes a surprising plot twist, a dark ending that could be used to teach inferencing. @Candlewick
There’s only one thing I want for dinner…
This music makes me want to dance!
Happy #latinxheritagemonth !
This #picturebook was such a joy to read to my students!
Good. Then I’m the only one. I win.
7 WEEKS UNTIL PUB DAY!!! Pre-order at your favorite online book store--OR--get a signed copy ⬇️
Click "add details" to leave signing instructions. Can't wait for everyone to meet Owl and Bear! 🤩
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#Thisisnotasleepybearbook #picturebooks #booktok
So many kids I didn’t get to eat. Ugh.
We had so much fun reading The Book of Rules by @BrianGehrlein and using @Novel_Effect! Loved those kindergarten fishy faces and bear hugs! @PISDlibraries
You think you’re so cool with your new author pic while monsters like me are stuck lurking hungrily in the margins…
#kidlit #PictureBooks #author
