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Joined June 2023
DE’AARON FOX IS GOING TO TNE NBA FINALS 😭🥹 @swipathefox
Not tweeting until De’Aaron Fox scores 30
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Lavine and Nique + picks for Murray and Herb 👀😂
REPORT: The belief around the league is that the Pelicans and Dejounte Murray are working together to find him a “better situation”, per @FearTheBrown.
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Sabonis?
Brian Windhorst hints that the Oklahoma City Thunder could potentially bring back a former player 👀 “And this is one thing I’ve talked to executives about, and I don’t mean to be cryptic, but I’m being cryptic… if they're going to acquire a player, would not be a surprise, if they acquire a player they've already had.” (Via Hoop Collective / h/t @JPOSU )
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I’ve been laughing so hard at this sequence by Acuff
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What do you even do Malik monk
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I agree
Thunder should trade for Zach LaVine.
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If anybody could fix Keegan Murray it’s the Thunder 🤕
BREAKING: Oklahoma City's Jalen Williams has a dislocated left ankle and fractured fibula; Cason Wallace has a torn labrum in his left shoulder. Both will undergo surgery and be sidelined for several months -- most, if not the entire season.
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I can see thunder making a move by dumping topic and sorber + Dallas 2028 and nuggets 2029 frp for herb jones. Or you do sorber and Caruso + same picks for Murphy
BREAKING: Oklahoma City's Jalen Williams has a dislocated left ankle and fractured fibula; Cason Wallace has a torn labrum in his left shoulder. Both will undergo surgery and be sidelined for several months -- most, if not the entire season.
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People forget that Zach LaVine has one of the smoothest bags in the league
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I miss you Keegan
Keegan Murray (ankle) downgraded to doubtful Sunday.
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I asked chatgpt what moves the kings should do, here’s what it told me: Trade Lavine to Brooklyn for MPJ and a protected 1rp Trade precious for Gafford Trade Karaban, sharp & future 1rp for herb jones. It then suggested a starting lineup of: Acuff Nique Herb Keegan Sabonis
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Something like Kings: Joe Murphy Pelicans: Hunter + 2 picks Pistons: Monk
Hunter and Monk need to go. Someone cook up a trade package
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Hunter and Monk need to go. Someone cook up a trade package
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Special 2nd half Acuff
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Hoped to light the beam on opening night, but still really special to start another season in Sacramento in front of this fan base 🟣
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Darius Acuff Jr showing potential 👀 33 PTS, 2 REBS, 4 ASTS, 53% TS on 10/26 FG vs Blazers
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PASS THE BALL ACUFF!!!
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Yo @LethalShooter__ hit up Keegan Murray please
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For the love of god Acuff, just facilitate the ball. Shots NOT hitting
Darius Acuff is giving Jayson Tatum a run for his money 😭
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It’s just nerves Acuff, no problem
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Daryl Morey messed up Jared McCain 20 PTS, 2 ASTS, 6/8 3PT, 111% TS on 7/9 FG vs Spurs
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