Tobias Burden

Oh good. My favorite day of the year

One opponent is excited, one opponent doesn't even realize what kind of fucking match we're in, and the third has been - as of this point - totally silent. I missed this.

Jesus Christ why was I following Griffen Hawkins? No, no more.

Kid's like a guy that got stood up by his date... @CodeRedCRW, the cocktease of professional wrestling seemingly

#OOC See? Nice and civil

#OOC You smell like turning dick cheese. Go shower seven times or immolate yourself you disgusting fuck.

Me as a locker room leader? Hilarious

HAHAHAHa... oh, sorry, you were being serious. I'm taking a crack at management and their 'chosen sons' policy

Sure they do, right next to the vending machine

#OOC You did, I'm just amusing myself between dry-heaves

#OOC *Is offended regardless*

#OOC Oh come on now, what. Couple isn't in for a good roadie during the daily commute?

#OOC Little late for your ma to give you The Birds n' The Bees talk, don't you think?

But jumping on to something interesting and ruining it DOES sound like Eddie

I wasn't exactly in any state to inquire what exactly the fuck him and Digger were doing

Oh. Yeah... that

I never recall actually teaming with you. Stomping someone sure. But never actually teaming

#OOC Proboards sees you have an account using that email. Fuck you ProBoards, just let me SIGN UP GODDAMMIT

This is why I don't remember hating you, Bull