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Stand-Up Comedian.

England, United Kingdom
Joined January 2020
There’s a moment in this clip where you can practically see Myron Gaines shrink in real time, his bravado evaporating as Louis Theroux calmly dismantles his views on monogamy. Then comes the awkward recovery attempt: dismissing his girlfriend and telling her to clean the room, trying to reassert control, but the moment’s already passed. The mask slipped, the room saw it, and the “alpha” act suddenly looked very small.
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Argentina are just horrible little dirty pricks - always have been, always will be. How anyone can like them is beyond me.
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Only Argentina would be given that penalty. FIFA’s sweethearts. Makes me sick 🤮
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I thought seeing this goofy little fuck crying was sadly a thing of the past. Thank you Cape Verde 🇨🇻 The people’s champs.
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America.. save money on cleaners at the stadiums by just selling tickets for any match to people from, Japan.
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The people’s champions. Cape Verde 🇨🇻
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Rusty B 🎭 retweeted
Your #ThreeLions ready for the @FIFAWorldCup 🏆
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I actually thought the World Cup being in America would be an absolute shit-show, but it’s been pretty good so far.
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Just gone live to ITVs American pundits and they called Graham Potter, Gareth Southgate. Going to be a long tournament this 🙄
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The Mexican opening ceremony is genuinely beautiful. Tomorrow it’s America’s turn. Expect ICE arresting the referees, a school shooting re-enactment at half-time and Trump in the centre circle doing the YMCA in nothing but a pair of Speedos with Epstein’s face printed on them.
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Anthony Gordon looks like he’s about to tell Hello magazine how he found love with a man 40 years older than him.
Life's good for Anthony Gordon 👏 🗓️ 29 May 2026: Joins Barcelona 🗓️ 10 June 2026: Scores and assists for England
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⚽️ WORLD CUP SWEEPSTAKE ⚽️ Due to a lack of internet here and the fact I am dying of Filipina Flu, instead of doing it live I have used a generator and screen recorded the results. Last time winner Dougalicious has only drawn Argentina, again 😭 Best of luck to all involved.
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Turkey and Japan @Frommanunited Bringing home that last place money 🤣
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How Was That Not A Penalty?
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Is Raya the worst keeper ever for a PL winning team?
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Buzzing for Arsenal what a start and what a fucking finish that was… so calm, so collected, beautiful.
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Nearly two weeks in the Philippines, 2 to go and still no sign of a City shirt 🤣 I’ve even seen Cardiff on an Asian mush.
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