Ruthi Postow Birch | LifeFunscripted

In my book, I talk about my mistakes and how I learned from them. Watch this interview where I talk about why this matters. #NationalAuthorsDay loom.ly/vllWIpY

Can you imagine yourself performing a ferret dance in the middle of your job interview? This woman did — and got the job! Read her story lifefunscripted.com/funny-jo…  #jobinterview #funnymistakes #career #funnystories #funnyjobinterviewstories #funny #lol #funnyjobinterview

Grease was wrong! Smoking is not cool. Your lungs will thank you! ​​.⁣⁣⁣ .⁣⁣⁣ .⁣⁣⁣ #nosmoking #notobacco #dailycomic #funnycomic

While you fire up the grill and jump in the pool, take a minute to remember those men and women who have made the ultimate sacrifice for our country! ​​.⁣⁣⁣ .⁣⁣⁣ .⁣⁣⁣ #MemorialDay #dailycomic #comicsofinstagram

Ten Life Lessons I Blundered into Learning: 7. Oops! As soon as your street is paved, the city will dig it up again. Oops! We forgot the utility lines! Link in Bio! ​​.⁣⁣⁣ .⁣⁣⁣ .⁣⁣⁣ #lifelessons #wiselessons #tenlifelessons #newblogpost #comedywoman #comedygold

Social distancing is hard in the hen house...🐓 ​​.⁣⁣⁣ .⁣⁣⁣ .⁣⁣⁣ #henhouse #sickchicken #socialdistancing

To infinity and beyond! Happy Sally Ride Day! First American woman in space and first member of the LGBT community in space! ​​.⁣⁣⁣ .⁣⁣⁣ .⁣⁣⁣ #sallyride #womeninspace #lgbtwomen

5. It takes all kinds. BUT WHY? At every meeting, the one person who has the least of value to say will say the most and talk the longest — especially when you have somewhere else to go... Learn more about the 10 Life Lessons I Blumndered into Learning: lifefunscripted.com/ten-life…

You ever think about birds in their cages? They'd probably do anything to get out of their jail cells.

Cats have feelings. You know, like, "I'm tired", "I'm hungry, I'm grumpy. "Pay attention to me but don't look at me." Anyone else feeling like a cat today? ​​.⁣⁣⁣ .⁣⁣⁣ .⁣⁣⁣ #crankycat #grumpycat #catsofinstagram #catsoftwitter #dailycomic #funnycomic #comedywoman

I’ve been going through our pictures and printing my favorites. The desk is papered with them. lifefunscripted.com/life-aft…

Ten Life Lessons I Blundered into Learning: 2. Perfect color is not a shoe size. You’re going to kick them off midway through the play and get dirty looks when you have to fish for them under the seat in front of you. lifefunscripted.com/ten-life…

Reaching the goal is not where the fun is. The fun is in the race. The fun is in finding that next right step that takes you inches closer. It’s in closing in on the win. lifefunscripted.com/achievin…

# 4. Don’t fight the fight you can’t win! You can’t win an argument with a passive-aggressive person. They will have a comeback or excuse for whatever you say. Read a few more of the life lessons I blundered into! lifefunscripted.com/ten-life… #lifelessons #wisewords #newblogpost

Missing you hurts too much. I don’t want to do this grief thing. I don’t even know how. “It’s a process,” they tell me. The church, the temple, and hospice gave me books and pamphlets. But they’re sad, so I didn’t read them. lifefunscripted.com/life-aft…

Did you know that Asian American Architect I.M. Pei has designed the Lourve and the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame? ​​.⁣⁣⁣ .⁣⁣⁣ .⁣⁣⁣ #asianamericanheritagemonth #IMPei #architecture #AAPI

"Don't fight what you can't win" and "Be careful what you wish for" are just a couple of the 10 Life Lessons I Blundered Into! Read about more of these lessons in my newest blog post! lifefunscripted.com/ten-life…

Imagine living in a world without chocolate chip cookies... *shudders* Thanks to Ruth Wakefield, we don't! Happy National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day! 🍪❤️ ​​.⁣⁣⁣ .⁣⁣⁣ .⁣⁣⁣ #nationalchocolatechipcookieday #yummycookies #dailycomic #funnycomic #comedywoman #comedygold

Today is Migratory Bird Day! Wishing them all safe travels! ​​.⁣⁣⁣ .⁣⁣⁣ .⁣⁣⁣ #migratorybirds #safetrip #funnybirds #dailycomic #funnycomic #comedywoman #comedygold

It’s Dance Like a Chicken Day — So, flap your wings and run around like a chicken with his head cut…. OOPS -- wrong idiom. 🐓🕺😂 ​​.⁣⁣⁣ .⁣⁣⁣ .⁣⁣⁣ #chickendance #dancelikeachickenday #bockbock #dailycomic #funnycomic #comedywoman

I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious... .⁣⁣⁣ .⁣⁣⁣ #dailycomic #funnycomic #comedywoman #comedygold #humortoday #comicsofinstagram