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Scoop the Kid. 🥄🐐|FSU Alumna| Multifaceted and what not | Proverbs 31:30

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Joined April 2011
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*freeze frame* That's me. You're probably wondering how I accumulated a bunch of student loans.
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I didn’t get any good photos of my hair so I had to screenshot a video, but I’m really proud of this style!
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Fell asleep to “It’s okay, baby, you can take a nap 🤫🥰😇” Woke up to “LET’S GOOOOOOOOO!!! 🎮🏈😤👹💪🏽”
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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There’s a DRIVE THR— ain’t nobody told me NOTHINNNNN
Y’all i went to the drive thru Piccadilly and it was the best chicken I’ve ever had LMAO I wish I would’ve recorded the crunch!!
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was half asleep in lecture and someone dropped their metal waterbottle
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THAT WALK WAS NASTYYYY
still here personally
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Megan looked so damn good walking down that runway with them wings.
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I Still Be Moving To This 😭
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Plsssssss 😭😭😭
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LIVING ANGEL FROM ABOVE
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This is so evil.
My coworker's mother passed away last November. She left her modest $190,000 house to him clear and free, no mortgage, completely paid off after thirty years of factory work. He moved into the home in January to finally settle the estate. Two weeks ago, a letter arrived from the state Medicaid estate recovery office. Because his mother spent four months in a rehabilitation facility before she passed, the state quietly slapped a retroactive $114,000 lien against the property title. He called the state health department, frantic, asking how a hospital stay could bankrupt an inherited home that had no mortgage balance. The caseworker sighed and told him: "Federal law requires state programs to claw back healthcare costs from deceased estates. The house cannot be sold or transferred until the balance is cleared in full." He offered to pay a monthly settlement. They said no. The full $114,000 is due in 60 days, or they foreclose on the property at a public auction. A lifetime of working-class savings, wiped out overnight by a retroactive healthcare lien. You don't own generational wealth. You're just holding a property title until the state finds a legal mechanism to repossess it the moment you die.
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Megan Thee Stallion stuns as she performs during the 2026 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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yes megan thee stallion
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she’s fabulous
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It’s me yelling at every Gospel singer that popped up 💀💀💀 Like WAIT A MINUTE
Ok so I’m old school. I know these trailers have to fit phones but y’all missing a lot. So here is the trailer the way my generation likes to see it. 🤣🤣🤣 The Gospel of Christmas Nov 11th on @netflix
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In 50 years, they’re going to credit that tweet to the declined birth rates in bw lmao
“You my bm I won” traumatized me right out of the idea of motherhood ngl.
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I hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning on being Nene for halloween
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Tf you mean by "❌️" you saw the rabbit jump on the six rolls
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video is partially AI generated, as visible by the camera freezing in place during the jump, and unrealistic behavior from the rabbit. The creators likely used AI to create the jumping parts, while the rabbit being on the floor and on top of the rolls are likely real. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generativ…
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Somebody lost a whole Great Dane in my apartments. It looked like a horse galloping in the parking lot.
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✨This is your sign to do something different with your hair✨ My babies got a cut after 13 (🥲) years
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